by Angus April 5, 2005
Get the Blartmug. Similar to "blast" or a "good time." Spoken as if someone were unfamiliar with the english language and mispronounced "blast."
by Chris Felax March 25, 2008
Get the blartmug. sister to the shart, this is when a woman is on her period and she farts causing it to ripple up the front of the lips.
I just blarted!
by stepheni andrade July 29, 2010
Get the blartedmug. A bubblicous fart. For example : If you are sitting down and you fart, the bubble creeps up your crotchral region and it is then a blart
by Dfunkalicious October 17, 2009
Get the Blartmug. a bubble fart- one that doesn't pop right away but gets trapped in smalle air pockets in your pants, and sometime by your ballsballfartresulting in a low, deeper sounding fart
by jgootsspacesoots March 9, 2009
Get the blartmug. Brutal Life Altering Rape Treatment. Noun; The act of raping someone with such force and single-minded evil that it changes their life forever. As opposed to date rape, which can often be repressed, a BLART is something that forces years of therapy and total loss of self. Being held captive in a trucker's footlocker for three weeks eating only clumps of hair and peach slices while being systematically tortured and sexually abused with jumper cables would be a BLART. Showering after some frat boy held you down for three minutes would not be a BLART.
They found her hiding from the light in a hallowed out tree clinging to a dirty sweater and missing six fingers, it was obvious to the detectives she had received a BLART.
That girl is such a cunt, she needs a good BLART.
I would never make love to Paris Hilton, but I wouldn’t mind giving her a BLART.
That girl is such a cunt, she needs a good BLART.
I would never make love to Paris Hilton, but I wouldn’t mind giving her a BLART.
by TeamMillunzi February 18, 2009
Get the BLARTmug. While farting or passing gas, along with the gas being expelled some blood seeps out of the anus as well. Causing you to "Blart"
Josh: Uh-oh
Pat: What is the matter buddy?
Josh: That WackArnolds was so delicious, but it went right through me, my fart was wet I hope it wasn't a Blart.
(Josh checks his pants)
Josh: Yep I Blarted.
Pat: Is that why you were Chwenty minutes late to Chem class?
Pat: What is the matter buddy?
Josh: That WackArnolds was so delicious, but it went right through me, my fart was wet I hope it wasn't a Blart.
(Josh checks his pants)
Josh: Yep I Blarted.
Pat: Is that why you were Chwenty minutes late to Chem class?
by Patricia Whitespot February 21, 2009
Get the Blartmug.