Blanecdote

Combination of Bland and Anecdote: a long, drawn out story about nothing in particular.

"...then I ate a peanut butter sandwich for lunch, then I took a nap, then I went to the supermarket. I bought some apples and milk and bread..."

You later tell your friends, "Man, what a blanecdote she told me."

by Justin Haas February 4, 2006

Blavey

The combination of black and navy in an outfit.

Stacy totally rocked blavey today

by tinydreams December 14, 2014

Blainey

A synonym for pussywillow. A man who can't handle a full week of work in one go.

"Isn't he meant to be in today?"
"Nah he called in sick again, he's such a Blainey."

by RolandTheHost September 3, 2019

Blakey wakey

What I say to my boyfriend early in the morning when I want to fuck.

Me: “Blakey wakey”
Blake: *wakes up*
Me: “now that you’re up you can see some cakey”

by Mollypercloveslilbird December 12, 2020

Poppy [blakey]

Originates from the song:
Poppy Bird by Bromheads Jacket
(or whatever)

And is now what we call Blakey dear ;)
Mwahahahaha

See also: REX

"Oi Poppy blakey, hows your ginger self doing?"

by BecadiBecBec August 21, 2008

baney

adjective- a word used for something that is of greatness or ridiculousness

LeBron James just had a baney dunk.
Your new 65" HDTV is baney.

by Wilbur Baney January 9, 2009

Baney

An extremely girly flinch. Someone who is so scared that you can't help but laugh at them.

If you fake throw a football at someone and they flinch so bad that they almost fall down, then they just Baney'd.

by AFMMM April 23, 2009