Backwater Canoeing 

When you drop your toothbrush into the dirty sink or toilet and keep using it because you're too drunk or lazy to care. Also applies to when you knock someone elses toothbrush into the toilet and put it back without telling them.

I got home last night and dropped my toothbrush in the crapper. Nothin like a little late night backwater canoeing!

Backwater Canoeing by ducockus234 August 29, 2012

backwater swamp 

1. A term used to describe an very wet rectum, especially after suffering from diarrhea.

2. A term used to describe especially steamy, and wet anal whiles a foul smell is present.

1. "aw man backwater swamps suck, especially after eating extra hot curry."
2. Guy1 :" hey there hot buns."

Guy2: "hey that backwater swamp was pretty nice last night "

Guy1: "you know it, do me like that again, will you?"

backwater swamp by Emithises March 16, 2017

Backwater Becky 

A country girl who's just one of the guys. She likes fishin', muddin', and going on trains. Sausage is on her mind.

Jake: Did you see Sam?

Bill: I seen her bring back that big ole fish she caught when she was comin back up the ramp with those Charles boys

Jake: Dude she's a backwater becky that could get it any day

Bill: Looks like she already gets it every day

Backwater Becky by GravityLove October 22, 2023

Backwater 

Referring to a person or location that is rural and/or considered trashy.

If that backwater hick you call a husband doesn't quit siphoning gas out of my car, i'm tipping off CPS about y'alls malnourished, crack-addicted baby.

Backwater by NightSteak9 April 7, 2025

Backwater Mud Motor

The act of motorboating someone's butt cheeks as they have diarrhea.

If you two are gonna Backwater Mud Motor, at least clean up after.

Backwater Mud Motor by Archetyp0 June 7, 2025

inbred chubby backwater bitch 

the bestest candidate for marriage ever. Will Cook and Clean and will do fun stuff like escape rooms and trips to Disney. s

I want to find an inbred chubby backwater bitch on match.com. I'm sick of all the catfishes.

inbred chubby backwater bitch by Puddin44 March 25, 2022