Baker's Dozen

Slang used for smoking 13 rounds of marijuana in a row.

After Billy and his friends smoked a baker's dozen, they were melting through the floor.

by ChubbyHubbyMcLardAss December 26, 2005

Baker's dozen

Sex act where doughnut holes are inserted into one's anus. Usually followed up with a greasy breakfast.

There was a whole box of Timbits left over so I gave her a baker's dozen.

by Abys 43mal October 23, 2015

Biker scum

The Other Man you Mother Never told you about because he is your Daddy.

Kids Says to Mom " who is that long Haired man on the loud ass motorcycle?"
Mom "Do not worry honey you will find out one day who he is"
Kid"Mommy why is he always stopping By here and parking his car in your garage?"
Mom thinks to herself"If my lame ass husband would take care of the job I would not be screwin your real dad that biker scum is a great lay"

by Dilligaf1971 October 20, 2007

baker's dozen

Being penetrated by 13 men, one after the other
BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM BAM
just like that

Tim: This girl walked into our bakery the other day, asked for a baker's dozen... we sure gave her one. She could barely walk afterwards.

Derek: Man that shit is ugly

by Alex G Thomas April 25, 2008

baker's dozen

The exhausting phenomenon of having thirteen loose bowel evacuations in one 24 hour period. Especially while on holiday in Mexico or in Majorca on your 30th birthday with seven of your mates.

'I really thought Paul was going to make a baker's dozen but he bust and had his 14th at five to midnight. That's 20 euros wasted then.'

by mockschmock December 9, 2006

baker's dozen

An act in which a man engages in at least 13 coital engagements to ejaculation, all within a 24 hour period. Represents high achievement of male sexual stamina, much as a marathon is to a runner or as ballooning around the world is to rich white men.

Man: How was the trip to see your "girlfriend"?
Dude: Man, I tore her ass up! Made it a baker's dozen just so she wouldn't forget.
Man: Whatever, Dude. Doesn't count if you cranked them out by hand.

by Maj February 19, 2004

Biker shorts

literally the ugliest piece of clothing in the world. Idk why women started wearing pairs of these, these are for horny old men who ride bicycles.

Ew, Ava is wearing those pink biker shorts again.

by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020