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Jose Bezos

When your friend scams you out of your own money.
Friend: yo bro what happened to your money?

You: jose Bezos scammed me bro
by josebezos July 26, 2022
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Bezos

1 Bezos is = to the amount of theft and exploitation it takes to build a rocket and go to space for a little while.
They had to rip us off for at least 100 Bezos to get that tourist to the moon.
by Elusive Muse July 20, 2021
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Bezos bottle

A bottle, usually plastic, that someone uses to pee in because they don't have time to get to a bathroom or are unable to access bathroom facilities.
He broke his leg and couldn't move off the sofa, so he had to pee in a Bezos bottle.

The kids refused to use the porta potties and left a pile of smelly Bezos bottles on the ground.
They were so poor they didn't even have a Bezos bottle to piss in.
by caughtjesta October 5, 2021
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Big like Bezos

When something is of a large size like Jeff Bezos' wealth.
"Yo that truck is big like Bezos my dude!"
by Mattshe99 May 14, 2022
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Bezo

A Bezo is a type of person that puts an astonishingly unneeded amount of effort into winning in a video game.
FortniteKid69: “I can’t believe we lost. That kid was so sweaty”
TimmyOn30FPS: “Bezo activity tbh”
by koopii November 9, 2022
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Bezos or to Bezod

Become affluent in material gain specifically through a divorce.
Bezos or to Bezod is defined as: Marry Bezod jack or Bob Bezod Sarah. Example 2 = Hey, have you met Stephanie? No? Well she is Bezos. Example 3 = Bob was poor yesterday, but today he is Bezos.
by Mangol11 October 22, 2020
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Bezos-boys

Jeff Bezos CEO of Amazon has a tightly knit group of skinless femboys, often used in baking cakes.
Slow Replies, funeral.
"Yes bro wys"
"Nothing much g, jus fuckin around with the Bezos-boys and what not init"
"What the fuck are you talking about you demon, your Mum has no skin g"
"Neither does the Bezos-boys"
"Ahaha Yes bro I feel you famalam"
by Cally J Davis November 26, 2022
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