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Swedish berry picker

The act of wiping your asshole with your ballsack,When toilet paper is not readily available.
Zack went into the gas station bathroom,to discover he had to perform a Swedish berry picker.

shit berry 

any berry in the wood that is picked and rolled around in the finger of one who had just bare-handedly wiped there ass.

shit berries are often used as in an initiation ritual when welcoming city folk into a more rural community.
i hear y'all folks just moved here from the big city. let me show you some of the local vegetation, here smell this. we call that a shit berry.
shit berry by minnow3647 March 23, 2010

sheri berry

Sheri Berry is someone amazing who everyone loves. She is pretty, beautiful, sexy, hot and more... She is smart, strong and funny.
You're looking great today! Are you a sheri berry?
sheri berry by Sheri Berry February 7, 2018

space berry fudge 

Space berry fudge is fudge made from the indigenous non fruit berry plant that exist only in the sense of the phrase. It only grows on the southern shore of the wet dry lands at a 45 degree angle from the sun. Best viewed at 4:20am in the dark of the night as it illuminates a small orb of light seen only in short bursts. The effect may leave any energetic and spastic and bombastic person lethargic and lazy.
GUY 1: Hey Hey lemme get some of that space berry fudge
GUY 2: iiiight

time passes

GUY 2: You want some more?
space berry fudge by y0shi August 6, 2009

stephanie berry 

Damn, Haley just pulled a Stephanie Berry on that bitch!
stephanie berry by Niggy Fresh April 24, 2008

smurf berry 

Generic for hydrocodone. 10mg Hydrocodone and 500mg of Acetaminophen (Tylenol). Blue, Oblong, scored, marked Watson 940. Fairly strong for the opiate naive, but mild for the opiate experienced.
He didn't have any Oxys to bang so he snorted a smurf berry.
smurf berry by Cornball November 24, 2006