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Jeff Bezos

An example of a financially rich person who got too much time in their hands and less-than-average care and salaries for their workers, they are mostly corrupted bastards who exploit people by using outdated or redundant memes, often making one themselves, and has flown to outer space at least once.
Jeff Bezos is an absolutely greedy asshole, fuck him and his shitty company.
by da4ssfück3r July 23, 2021
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benzoids

Slang for a class of drugs that are derivitives of Benzodiazepine.

Drugs of this category include:
xanax
valium
clonazepam
I took too many benzoids and woke up naked in a shopping cart in south Tucson.
by Jeff Nye The Science Guy February 26, 2006
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benzor

A big goose from ocau who has destroyed countless automobiles.
Man benzor wtf you broke your 5th car.
by lol ownd July 26, 2006
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Bezos

Peckerhead Jeff the prez of amazon, bears strong physical resemblance to a walking human penis, and reinforced by a prickish feud with google, it is now acceptable to interchange “dickhead” with “Bezos”. Up yours bezos!
“What kind of bezos parks a car like that?”
you would have to be a real bezos to pull a stunt like that.”
Take a hike bezos!”
“Bezos!!!”
“Quit being such a fucking bezos.”
by war-n June 13, 2018
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Benzoylecgonine

By product of cocaine which is detected in urine.
Coaine use can be detected by the Benzoylecgonine that is in your urine.
by William S. Jackson Jr. May 3, 2006
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benzor

To make a stupid mistake (normally terminal for the hardware involved) that no one with half a clue should make.
OMG! He just benzored my CPU!
by TheNameLessOne September 26, 2003
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Benzoned

When a guy is continuously Friendzone by different girls (In some rare cases it can be done by the same girl). He then has the title Benzoned which is a deeper section of the friendzone. Being Benzonded is nearly impossible to escape from, no one who has entered has ever been able to escape it.

The Benzone was discovered whilst studdying Ben Adam Fryett. B.A.Fryett tried to "pull" multiple girls in a short period of time and failed (quite badly), he was also frienzoned twice by the same girl. This then lead to the need of a new word to define this rare occasion of multiple visits to the friendzone.
Benzoned Example
First Time
Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the friendzone

Second Time

Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the friendzone

Third Time

Ben: Hi (said with hope and desire)
Gurl: Hello (replied softly)
Ben: Gurl labels him as being in the benzone
by TheReallNumberThreeLover #Hi August 15, 2016
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