Bedtime Bipolars

When you go from down to hang to it’s past my bedtime in .075 seconds.

Kid: Where’s Mom?

Dad: In bed. She started yelling at the dogs and throwing everything around, the bedtime bipolars hit hard tonight.

by anonymous September 30, 2023

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Bedtime Loving

A term used to indicate to your partner you want intimate time before bed, or a time period where you would be sleeping

“Babe let’s get bedtime loving”

by Dums January 31, 2024

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Bedtime Brownie Bandit

A person that goes around and shits on people while they are asleep.

"Did you jear about the Bedtime Brownie Bandit? I heard he struck again last week"

by SwiftJace December 16, 2025

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Refers to the age-old "cranky conundrum" issue about when children want to go to bed as opposed to when adults wish to do so. Many youngsters detest bedtime and want to delay it as long as possible, whereas grownups often can't wait to "hit da hay", and are also always looking to "catch a few extra winks" whenever possible.

Da whole bedtime-vs.-age debacle equally applies to getting up in the morning, as well --- many kids are totally "rarin' to go" at da crack of dawn, whereas their exhausted parents would happily "sleep till noon" if they had da choice.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

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