Off beat

When a disabled fuck tries to hit a dance move on the beat but is 3-4 business days off.

Juan: Let me hit dis move real quick *doesn't hit it in time*
Travis: Damn negro you like 23 minuttes off you bean lookin mf
Juan: Damn.... i really am off beat

by can u let a nigga borrow a pen August 31, 2023

beat the pants off

To completely "own"; to scare the crap out of someone; to beat someone at something

"I just beat the pants off you at Halo 3!"

by Cory N. January 12, 2008

beat the brakes off

To beat the shit outta someone.

Blake: "Damn dawg you beat the brakes off his ass."
Kevin: "Fo sho I knocked him ass in his snot box. Pussy ass dude shouldn't have been frontin on my peoples like that."
Blake: "We gotta bounce the blue berries and cherries is comin."

by slick73nova4u October 5, 2007

beat the breaks off

1.East St Louis slang for whooping somebodys ass.

2.To fuck really hard.

He beat the breaks off that weak nigga.

I'd beat the breaks off of her.

by A-Bomb TGN August 11, 2005

Beat the Brakes off

The act of plowing a chick really hard.

Da Money:"Man I would totally Beat the Brakes off that shit!"
RoQ:"Shyeah!"

by Brandaminator October 5, 2006

Off-beat Susan

Off-beat Susan
n.

1. A bizarre sex act in which a male receives anal intercourse from a female wearing a strap on phallus.
2. The act is "off-beat" in the sense that it is disturbing and weird and incorporates the feminine name "Susan" due to the distinct gender reversal.

Ted recieved his first off-beat Susan from Jane, and the sick bastard enjoyed it.

by Joe/Eric October 28, 2004

beat the brakes off it

have sex with. beat it up, tear it up.

way of threatening to kick someones ass.

man, i would beat the brakes off it!
beat the breaks off that girl.

mother fucker, fuck you, im going to beat the breaks of your ass when i see you!

by H4X0R 3li73 March 10, 2009