River is a name for a little bitch boy. Usually around the height of 5'4'' and most definitely has a micropenis.
by SrShiny August 5, 2020
Get the Rivermug. aka. Big riv, Riv dog, Big myes. an amazingly sexy waterpolo playaa who enjoy taking long walks on the beach, nude, while yanking his power cord.
by River October 22, 2004
Get the rivermug. A guy with a huge penis that is good with the women and knows someone he dosent like when he meets them
by Isabel655 November 6, 2016
Get the Riversmug. by Cale Halley October 30, 2003
Get the rivermug. River is a greasy boy. if you put a paper towel on his head it will soak 1/10 of the grease up. Kinda gross and might be gay. And will probably try to Steal your man. River also get offended really easily and hates everyone.
by Skskskswhoops January 18, 2019
Get the Rivermug. A 6’3 guy with blonde hair who’s cute but an ass he also does drugs and thinks he’s cool , he’s also bound to get at least one girl pregnant and pretend like he didn’t know
by Cocopufflickwer March 11, 2018
Get the Rivermug. Someone who has a fun and crackheaded personality. Lots would say hes an emowo and loves his friends. Has a very unique sense of style.
by urartdad October 8, 2019
Get the Rivermug.