calendar battleship

The act of negotiating a meeting time by listing your available times for a meeting to others, and hoping one of those times hits an available time from the other parties to the meeting.

Glad you can make that time; calendar battleship is exhausting.

by calendar_battleship August 14, 2018

Italian Battleship

A frozen Olive Garden breadstick used as a dildo.

I couldn’t hit her gspot with my dick so we had to pull out the Italian battleship from the freezer.

by Judaspurriest October 10, 2019

Meat Battleship

A sexual contest where two or more people battle to the death on a waterbed with their meat cannons a.k.a. penises.

When i went down to the strip club there were 2 Meat Battleships going on.

by meatcannons101 November 22, 2011

sank my battleship

When you have a blue-vein throbber and then the object of your affection says or does something that makes you go flaccid.

I was dancing with this super-hot guy, then we started making out, but he sank my battleship once he tried to make an attempt at meaningful conversation.

by Matt Hargett August 20, 2007

Leaky battleship

A power bottom with cum leaking from their ass

I just busted a load in Brian, now he has a leaky battleship

by Cypher January 1, 2017

sunken battleship

When your fucking a girl doggy style, slip out quick spit in her asshole, then ram your cock into her ass as hard as you can. and thats the sunken battleship my friends.

by Baker November 1, 2003

play battleship

To sit at a table with someone while you both have laptops open, opposite one another, as if you were playing battleship.

Dude A: Ugh. I can't believe your didn't pay your internet bill. I really need to check my email.

Dude B: Whatever, let's just take our laptops to Costa Coffee and play battleship.

by ATowny April 22, 2008