chi chi arso bandito

A mexican bunghuffin homosexual who prowls the lone plains wandering the dessert looking for innocent people (namely children)to bleed dry and fill with cream.

ey mooda fooka,you b a chi chi arso bandito!

by nojewar January 21, 2005

Frito bandito Mexican avalanche

When you come in a chick’s pussy, eat her out and get your jizz all over your mustache, and then make her lick it off.

I gave Sandy a Frito Bandito Mexican Avalanche on the first date!

by Schneefchief November 16, 2019

Brown Bandito

The coolest dick slinging, war fighting, son of a bitch that you’ll ever meet.

Jack: I heard Frank is a real Brown Bandito.

Paul: Yeah, my girlfriend can’t keep her hands off of him, know what I’m saying? *Asian laugh*

by DemonOfAleppo October 6, 2020

Closet Bandito

A person who pretends to like the same bands & artists that your friends like just to get accepted into your crowd & mingle with you, but when they are alone, they listen only to their old shameful bullshit music in the closet to avoid embarrassment.

"Cornelius is a Closet Bandito! He pretended to like our favorite bands & dress up cool just to hang with us. He just pretends to listen to Uglyhead. This whole time, he's been flailing his arms & dancing to Peyton Parrish in the closet!"

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO May 29, 2023

Lando Bandito

Reference to a child who displays uncanny ability to fight off anime any of skill or power. Known to stay up late, break all the rules, and be last or late

Check out the Lando Bandito fighting imaginary Pokémon in the keep out area.

by Dicki007 June 24, 2021

Bano Bandito

AKA: Bathroom Bandit

Any female who gives oral sex to 2 or more guys in the bathroom.

Riley: "Where are Chad and Brandon?"
Pinto: "Gettin' served by the Bano Banditos!"

by SCM thug June 18, 2007

Banditos

A cool name for gangs, preferably Latino.

Bruh 1: The banditos are coming!
Bruh 2: Hell naw man, that’s just my boys shimmying down the street.
Bruh 1: ok

Me and the banditos gon be here a while

by Johnnles June 11, 2021