balagot

A dumb asian person that has no chance with N. These people always smell of chicken rice, and impress people with their laksa cooking skills. Although they are dumb and annoying, they are good friends and are funny.

"No, I don't want any chicken rice, but thanks for the 10 bucks!"

"My god that guy is such a balagot"

by sausage a many June 1, 2014

ballgina

when a penis is so small that it looks like there is a crevice between your testicals that resembles a vagina, so hence balls and a vagina makes a ballgina

man, that water is so cold it makes me have a ballgina

by toto August 29, 2005

balanism

As this is the urban dictionary, I suppose the best definition would be 'sticking something up your arse'! More specifically and for those of a more 'technically minded' nature, it is the use of suppositories or pessaries (hence killing at least one myth, that the 'pessary' is a small bird that lives in New Zealand!..that's a cassowary).

Balanism doesn't usually have anything to do with masturbation or marsupials, contrary to popular misconception.

by STePPeNWoLFe September 16, 2006

badagita

the beauty of "badagita" is it can mean whatever the hell you want it to mean. and people think it's from a foreign language. I made it up. -c. ramsey

"that guy is so badagita" or "hey would you pass that badagita on the counter?" or "oooo badagita"

by cram234 October 30, 2013

Baladivya

A human

idk she rude, but i like to be a human because being a human is a very cool thing UwU , Baladivya

by Nick Ga April 8, 2022

one ballgina

The act of stuffing your cock and one testicle between your legs, while leaving one testicle out. Therefore creating a vagina with one ball. hence, the one ballgina.

1)have you ever tried stuffing your cock and one ball between your legs?
Yeah dude it's called a one ballgina

2)check out that guys one ballgina. It is revolting.

3)that guys one ballgina turns me on. It's so majestic.

by anusmagicmaker September 30, 2007

Borris Vishnunathan Balaji

Borris Vishnunathan Balaji is PULLS bitches but he got no time. He spends 3/4 of his life trying to perfect his speed bridging and analysing Dream's moves at 0.25x speed. Be careful that you won't run into him in a roast battle as he is known to literally speed bridge across planet Earth and call your mum a poopy head.

Borris Vishunathan Balaji: "At least i'm not an undeveloped, small brain pineapple head who is undeveloped with a mum who's a poopy head. You have down syndrome and I could EASILY clap you in The Bridge"

Guy: *dies*

Spectator: *dies as well*

The guy who was playing The Bridge: *dies*

Borris Vishnunathan Balaji: *speed bridges across the Atlantic ocean and resumes slapping his dead opponent in The Bridge*

by babu chettan March 10, 2022