Bacon

THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIFT GOD GAVE TO THIS PLANET

BACON IS LOVE,
BACON IS LIFE

by JEDRULEZDAWORLD December 15, 2014

Bacon

v. The present act of eating bacon. Can be used in past, present, or future tense: Ex. "baconing", "baconed", or "will bacon".

Tim: What are you going to do today?
Jim: I'm going home to go bacon!
Tim: Can I come too??
Jim: No way, get your own!

Sally: I baconed yesterday, it was delicious!
Sue: I'll be baconing tomorrow!

by pseudonym778 August 5, 2012

Bacon

Something that is cooler than cool, and more awesome than awesome should be referred to as "bacon." If something is even more bacon than bacon, one should refer to it as "crispy bacon."

Dude! Did you see me nail that back flip? That was so bacon! If I could only hit the double... that would be such crispy bacon.

by Qvack Duck January 2, 2008

Bacon

Not even that fucking good

"After morning sex"
Gf: Hey babe want Bacon for breakfast?
Bf: Hell nah that shits nastier then your pussy
"Gf brakes up with him"

by Niggerfan69 May 7, 2019

Bacon

Something REALLY overrated

Girl 1: OMG I love "Hello" so much and Adele is my queen
Girl 2: Hello is such bacon

by Abigroundaapplause September 6, 2016

Bacon

The best thing in the world... besides electricity :3
It can make anything taste good. Even broccoli.

~ Bacon with Pancakes

~ Bacon with Macaroni and Cheese

~Goes great with eggs

by xRavenx January 7, 2014

Bacon

Proof that Satan exists, as nothing so cute as a piglet deserves to be made into something so delicious.

Did you like the bacon?

by G-Stripe September 17, 2016