Back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion

Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.

Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear

by Pillsbury187 August 7, 2009

back seat drive

During anal sex you grab your woman's arms and drive her around like a truck. Make sure you don't turn too hard or she wiil bend you in half.

Timmy: Dude! I was totally back seat driving your mom yesterday!
Jimmy: SWEEEEEEET! ME TOO!
Anonymous: I love to back seat drive.

by ; D May 13, 2008

Back Seat Sniffing

A Guy who when he gets in your car the first thing he does if sniff the back seat for pussy juice cause he nows u tapped the old ladys ass last night .

Damm , Dude Quit back seat sniffing .

by Boogieman October 8, 2004

Deuce of nods on the back seat

1920s slang, a fancy way of saying "two days ago"

"a strange broad walked into my office- as strange broads sometimes do. i had seen her before- deuce of nods on the back seat, in O'Ryan's speakeasy."

by hels bels July 21, 2006

back seating

Sitting in the center of the back seat of a public transport bus so that nobody else will be tempted to sit on either side of you.

Some kid in the back of the bus is back seating, lets just sit in the front.

by znieto December 11, 2008

Back Seat Rough-Em Up

When a white nigga takes a hot 10 and throws her into the back of his 13 year old Cadillac and roofies her with a right hook to the jaw and leaves her there until she wakes up then he hits her in the eyeball with his penis juice and spanks her with his white penis

Did you hear about the girl who got the "Back Seat Rough-Em Up"

by ShrinkeeDickee February 13, 2018

Back-seat Chiller

<n> term given to a chav who has "baggsed" the back seat of a bus to "chill"

Lloyd: "Oi mate lets bags the back seat and be Back-seat Chillers"

by nomis1984 May 29, 2009