byob

bring your own boobs ; used in orgies to keep single men out ; this does not apply to women since more women are always wanted.
guy: hey byob party tonight

girl: but I am my own byob

guy: are you sure your pretty ugly
by steven728 November 27, 2011
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Bring Your own but
what people tell you when they invite you to a party, but dont like the people u hang with
hey wana come to my party?
sure sounds kool.
oh but byob max is realy annoying!
by connortollie October 01, 2009
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Be Your Own Bitch

the act of being one's own bitch
"I have no bitches! What should I do?!"
"Be Your Own Bitch."
by legallyillegal May 14, 2005
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He commits byob!
by Patricia M. Bubblewap October 30, 2023
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by -asdfghjkl- August 02, 2010
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BYOB vs. MYOB

BYOB vs. MYOB

If you do the former when you go to a party, it may significantly reduce your abilities to do the latter with the guests at said party.
I don't drink and I have zero desire to either gossip or stick my inquisitive beak in where it doesn't belong, so I don't have any problem with "BYOB vs. MYOB" myself. Sometimes one or more others at a gathering I'm attending are not quite so discreet or inhibited when they get a little alcohol into them, however, and so they may "start in on me" about personal stuff in my life that is neither a problem for them nor even concerns them in any way, and so I hafta just quietly "make a hasty exit" before things get ugly.
by QuacksO June 30, 2019
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"oh yeah, about the party tonight... I don't gender so it's gonna be BYOB if you're gonna want any because I don't have binary at my apartment."
by limefwog April 07, 2021
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