Cardboard Boxers

When you're a preteen and you feel a little rambunctious and horny and the rents go in your room to pick up the laundry an find hard boxers from last night's fun....oh they know....they always know what you did.

Little Timmy shoved his cardboard boxers into Dorothy's face making her smell his dehydrated love juice.

My mother found the cardboard boxers from when i fooked Betsy in the back seat of my minivan....

by Polish Avenger May 5, 2006

Krung thep mahanakhon bovorn ratanakosin mahintharayutthaya mahadilok pop noparatratchathani burirom udomratchanivetma hasathan amornpiman avatarnsa thit sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit

1. The longest name for a city world. The poetic name for Bangkok, the capital of Thailand.

2. A word Bill Gates looks at while masterbating.

Hey look everyone, I wrote a definition for "Krung thep mahanakhon bovorn ratanakosin mahintharayutthaya mahadilok pop noparatratchathani burirom udomratchanivetma hasathan amornpiman avatarnsa thit sakkathattiyavisnukarmprasit", aren't I special.

by Assholes Inc. September 15, 2003

boxer briefs

Boxer briefs is a type of underwear that is a hybrid between briefs and boxers (hence the name). Many male athletes and male adolescents wear boxer briefs because of the support and looseness. Boxer briefs are worn in place of a jockstrap for football players. You can also get wedgies in boxer briefs.

1) My burly friend who plays football and quiz bowl wears boxer briefs. I know this because whenever he sits down to play quiz bowl, his waistband of his undies and/or his buttcrack shows. Also, one night, when we slept at an inn, he slept in his underwear.
2) One day, a burly football player was getting ready to leave school. He only had on his boxer briefs. Then, a skinny football player came and got a good grip on his waistband and yanked up. The burly guy was in shock; he looked to see the wedgier. He tried shaking him off, but the boxer briefs kept getting wedged in his fat butt. Finally, RIIIPPPPP!! The boxer briefs fell, defeated and ripped, and the burly guy was naked. The skinny guy was scared, but luckily, the burly guy didn't beat him up and got another pair of undies. He became wedgie buddies with the skinny guy and now gets and gives wedgies.

by bgnteen7 December 27, 2009

Roxorz Boxorz

AN UB3R WAY TO SAY SMTHING IS REALY AWSOME OR KICKS SERIOUS ASS

E.G.:tim has a roxorz boxorz new PC

by KaXouNa April 14, 2009

boxer shots

Term referring to the action of taking off your pants and taking shots in ones boxers. This act is usually practiced by "bros" and is used as a bonding experience with ones friends.

Hey man do you remember the boxer shots we took last night?

Yea! Mitch had awesome boxers on.

by tastethedew August 16, 2011

boxer mode

After a long day of work or school, and you want to relax. Take off those pants and that shirt and sit infront of your tv in your boxers and drink some beers and eat some snacks.

Hey Mike, I can't wait to get home and get into boxer mode.

by PrfktTear March 9, 2007

boxford

A town with the second lowest population density in eastern Massachusetts, comprised of rich middle aged white people who like forests and horses better than neighbors; a.k.a. the middle of nowhere.

Person 1: Where do you live?
Person 2: Boxford.
Person 1: Oh, Boxborough? I know where that is.
Person 2: No, BoxFORD.
Person 1: Huh?

by castnoshadow June 13, 2005