Teddy Bonkers

Receiving a handjob from a teddy while eating a vanilla ice cream cone

Patrick told me that last weekend his girlfriend surprised him with a Teddy Bonkers !! I can’t wait to try it !!

by Punintentional Disgrace October 2, 2018

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saucy bonker

Another way to say Sussy baka. Sussy referring to to sus meaning suspicious as a reference to the popular video game Among US, baka meaning idiot.

You are a saucy bonker.

by TheGoatler July 27, 2021

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honka bonkers

big ass anime tiddies

Damn that girl got some real big honka bonkers

by potatotiddies October 10, 2018

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A condom: Mixture of "bong" symbolizing the akward sound made in cartoons when a male gets a boner and "ker" which is a wanna-be-cool suffix that is supposed to mean "cover" .

Cover the Boner = Bonker.

Dude # 1 - I got a huge boner the other day but my date wouldn't give in... Something about not liking diapers?

Dude # 2 - Your an idiot ! You could've just put on a Bonker !

by SheletreCina May 21, 2010

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Oh Bonkers

An English expression. When something isn't going your way, you can use this to express your feelings.

Oh Bonkers, I forgot to do my homework.

by Slerbadiljo May 30, 2018

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Bonkers-Ass

Most commonly used to show extreme measures or limits. To be extreme beyond comparison.

Brian- Did you see the guy on the corner of the street this morning that was flailing his arms around, naked, helicoptering his man-junk, and singing Taylor Swift really loud?

Austin- Yeah... That guy is bonkers-ass crazy...

by guy on the corner April 18, 2010

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