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Blagoni

a) A word that can be used to describe the feeling of being high.

b) A combination of the words "blown" and "gone".
1) Roll that shit up I'm ready to get blagoni!

2) douglas: "How are you feeling?"

billy: "Im fucking blagoni"
by TheTone August 28, 2010
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Balmora Rules

Balmora Rules, or Playing by Balmora Rules. To play by the rules used in the City of Balmora Morrowind. To take what you want from someone by lethal force or to otherwise claim someones prior possessions by right of conquest. Often the possessions take or "won" are not even of real use to the conqueror, who only indents to sell them.

Stemming for the Bethesda game "The Elder Scrolls 3: Morrowind", specifically the in game city of Balmora, the first major city most players reached. Unlike later games in the series, Morrowind had no Essential NPCs. This coupled with the fact that the loot system was not leveled, leaving most high quality gear hard to find, meant that many NPCs were killed for no other reason then that the player wanted to steal their clothes. In addition Morrowind had no means to purchase property, leaving many players to simply kill the owner of a house they liked and take up new residence. This gave the whole game a very lawless and frontier like feel.
"Dude, if we don't get the rent by tomorrow we will be out on the street"
"Well, we could always to take the house back by Balmora rules."

"You gonna buy Breezehome from the Jarl, or save up for a nicer place?"
"Fuck that dude! I ain't wasting that much gold! I just play by Balmora Rules and take houses I want"

"That dude's got a full set of Ebony armor."
"I wear light armor."
"You could still sell for a lot."
"Hmm... yeah. Fuck it, Balmora Rules."
"He he Balmora Rules."
*kills guy and steals ebony armor to sell*
by Relicon October 28, 2013
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blacow

Someone who’s always on the piss. Often enjoys Jäger, wine and vodka. Usually enjoys dancing.
Ey mate you were a total Blacow last night
“Ere don’t bring Calv, he’s a total Blacow!”
by Annoymous6674 December 30, 2017
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balamory

A Tv programme aimed at Children but has a larger fan base with students and parents.
Filmed on the Scottish Island of Tobermory it has wacky and colorful characters :-

Pc Plum - Raving Homosexual fancies Spencer but keeps his dark secret hidden by dating Miss Hoolie from time to time.
When his desires becomes too much he travels off the Island to meet young men he's met on the Balamory chat line.

Archie the Inventor - Once jailed for possessing kiddie porn, Archie now hides out on the Island making usless Inventions and spying on the local children.

Miss Hollie - Miss Hollie is the foxy cock tease, pretends to like men but refuses to go "all the way". She satisfies her sexual needs by having a lesbian fest with Josie Jump.

Josie Jump - Total Slut, Sleeps with anyone and everyone on the Island although a recent outbreak of Mull Crabs has put everyone watching out.

Eddie McCredie - Banned from driving after killing two old age pensioners whilst drunk in 1996. She forged a new drivers licence and now drives the local School bus, occasionally taking a detour via Archies house to earn a little extra money.

Spencer - After being released from jail for burglary, Spencer was determained to go straight but involves himself in petty crime such as shop lifting and stealing fish from local trawlers.

Suzie Sweet and Penny Pocket - Run the local shop although fail to make a profit and live off Suzies inheritance, Penny Pocket although in a wheelchair enjoys dogging every Friday night at the Balomory local park.
Watching Balamory makes me so Horny.
by Fun_B June 17, 2006
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Blabocracy

A political system based on B.S., lies, half-truths, manipulation, and character assassination.

Also goes to Blabacrat: one who is a leader in a Blabocracy.
Some might say that America is the world's best-known Blabocracy.
by Thomas Bendl December 31, 2007
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Blacon

An area of Chester that lies on the Welsh border, Europes largest council estate and the biggest shithole in the universe. Even the smackheads think its a filthy place to go
Blacon is a shithole, forget about it, like our council have done for years - The official tourist site for Chester
by Oldmangaz October 18, 2007
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blam blam

A really sexy woman. One of her features in particular.
Amber: "NIck said my face was like 'Blam blam'" (Big Brother reference)
by teedot October 11, 2007
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