Run batch

The act of masturbation, usually taking place while at work, while driving, in an airplane bathroom, or some equally inappropriate place. The sudden onset of this need is most often brought about by some form of visual stimulation, such as the close proximity of some serious talent. Running batch nearly always results in the deposition of a large load on one's work desk, steering wheel, airplane bathroom door, or some equally undesirable location, leaving the sweaty participant to ineffectually clean up the mess with whatever happens to be on hand.

Man, I was sitting next to the hottest chick on the plane last night. I couldn't even wait until I got back to my hotel, I had to run batch right there in the airplane toilet!!

by Meathammer December 14, 2013

bitchytarian

Person who is extremely picky about how his/her food looks and taste.

Jenny will never eat here, she is a bitchytarian by choice.

by rk38104 July 16, 2007

Batch Nazi

A cannabis smoker who laments the mixing of tobacco with the herb and causes difficulty to those who do. They will often ruin, hide, throw-out or destroy the tobacco one has to do such out of spite. A batch nazi will often use the excuse that it is for the health of the victim but really only is concerned with the anxiety produced from lack of batch. This is shown because in the same instance this person will buy cigarettes to sell to these people because they know they are desperate. Another common trait is putting extra tobacco lodged into the bowlhead of a bong (aka a rigged bowl) or in one's session to give the victim a rush of tobacco smoke.

"Billy did you take the batch?"
"No! why would I dont even smoke batch"
"oh there it is"
"now just for accusing me..."
*throws batch out 12th floor window*
"man, why do you have to be such a batch nazi?"

by DonBombastus February 5, 2010

Bitchy McBitcherson

My ex-girlfriend (see also bitch)

Fuck that bitch, she's a Bitchy McBitcherson

by Fuckyourmother December 29, 2005

bitchyboo

Used as a term of endearment for someone acting all funky wit ya but you still got love for them anyway.

Look here bitchyboo you need to stop acting crazy and listen to what I'm trying to tell ya.

by kit569kat April 28, 2006

Fresh Batch of Brown Berries

1. Having inadvertantly shit oneself in an attempt to pass gas

Whoah! Smells like someones got a fresh batch of brown berries. Im leaving!

by clichedguy February 5, 2006

bitchy-itous

a person who can not stop from complaining,bitching.PMS really plays a large part in when this occurs.

The doctor says that the reason I can not control my constant complaining is because I have a case of bitchy-itous.

by StephStance January 6, 2008