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baked beans.

a person who has reached the age of 57. hence the name Heinze'57'.
baked beans.

Dave: How olds your wife now, mate? Must be getting on a bit now.
Derreck: Baked beans, mate!
Dave: OH Heinze '57' is she?
by Olly Hall October 15, 2008
mugGet the baked beans.mug.

Bean bake lover

Someone who’s farts fucking stink
Fucking hell rick didn’t know you were a bean bake lover !”
by Beau_the_smeg February 7, 2025
mugGet the Bean bake lovermug.

baking the beans

What -usually a cat- or anyone else does by putting there feet -or paws- by a heat source.
"Awww look at your cat! He's baking his lil beans by the fire"

Just you know... baking the beans.
by DragonsBane07312000 March 31, 2021
mugGet the baking the beansmug.

BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy
by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021
mugGet the BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTSmug.

Baked Bean Bullshit

Some much bullshit it's packed in a can
Showing up to work after a long list of tasks
That is some baked bean Bullshit.
by Carbonated steele October 22, 2025
mugGet the Baked Bean Bullshitmug.

Trip Deane bake bean

he is a bake bean
by bake beans November 16, 2022
mugGet the Trip Deane bake beanmug.

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