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baked bean diarrhea

When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.
i blasted a baked bean diarrhea in da bathroom bro

whoa bro pretty joggers

yoooooooo
by fart moinke April 2, 2021
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bushes baked beans

When you cum on a girl who has a bush
Man. Guess what i did last night?

What?
I bushes baked beans a girl
by Andrewsium April 23, 2018
mugGet the bushes baked beansmug.

Baked Beaned

by nevans100 March 10, 2023
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BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTS

(Optional) Go to Massachusetts, meet a gal at a bar. Maybe without having showered.

Get head from a massive large amount of brick colored lipstick mouth, with ball sucking as well.

Enter conjugation. When ready to ejaculate pull out, point the member up so that the expexctorit drips down itself and especially onto the testes.

Resume receiving fire engine red lipstick smeared head with attention to man eggs.
John: Man, she cleaned my grimey, red-smudged Boston Baked Bean Nuts shaft like it was candy
by jimmyshakes April 10, 2021
mugGet the BOSTON BAKED BEAN NUTSmug.

Baked Bean Bullshit

Some much bullshit it's packed in a can
Showing up to work after a long list of tasks
That is some baked bean Bullshit.
by Carbonated steele October 22, 2025
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Baked beans

Baked beans is slang for when you’re happy and need to let out a random word, also can be said “baked beans on toast” or just “beans on toast”.
“Hey, guess what !!”
“What?”
“WE ARE GOING TO SEE HAMILTON”
“BAKED BEANS ON TOAST

“Hi, i have some shocking, bad news.. your cat Amanda died..”
“Baked... beans...”
by Bakedbeansontoast September 4, 2019
mugGet the Baked beansmug.

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