awksplosion

An explosion of awkwardness.

I wouldn't stand too close to her if I were you; she's an awksplosion just waiting to happen.

by ™Mule September 10, 2011

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awkskward

-a cool way of saying awkward
-comes from the sub-words of awks and kward
-created by a genius named Grace
-amazing!!
-use it all the time!!
-based in Toronto

omg Oscar you're so awkskward....

by wordmaker12341234 November 30, 2011

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A person who, so fed up with their own life, will walk into any conversation trying to create an awkward situation.

A bitch who knows they can get away with it. Not actually a friend, but someone who refuses to piss off, no matter how many hints are thrown at them.

The first person to 'accidently' bring up something everyone is trying to forget / that could cause an argument, in an innocent sounding way so the anger cannot be aimed at them.

Person- "This is my boyfriend, Luke. We have been together for 3 weeks :)"
AwkStalk - "Oh. I thought you were with David, last week? Oh shit, should I not have said that?"

Person- "I like you hair, Sarah!"
AwkStalk - "Yeah it's nice! :) Can hardly tell you had to cut it because of lice. Oh shit, should I not have said that?"

by JustLeave...Now. March 27, 2011

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Awksedreplgrep

Convulated computer nerd command lines.

Used by Systems Administrators and the like to automate things

if you just use the below you can have a nice OS Version detector, basic Awksedreplgrep!
-e /etc/issue && \
-r /etc/redhat-release && \
OSRELEASE=$( head -q -n 1 /etc/issue /etc/redhat-release | /bin/sort -u | xargs |/usr/bin/perl -ne '$rel=(/3\.\d+/ ? 'c3' : (/4/ ? 'c4' : (/5/ ? 'c5' : (/release (\d).+update (\d+)/i ? "r$1" : (/Fed.+\b (\d+)/ ? 'fc' : (/Ub.+\b (\d+\.\d+)/ ? $1 : 'unk') ) ) ) ) );print "$rel\n";')

by hechz February 7, 2014

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Awkstepping

That awkward moment when you encounter a stranger in the street and both try to go the same way to avoid each other, the worst awkstepping is when you both try and go the same way multiple times before you manage to pass each other.

I had a really bad awkstepping encounter with an old man the other day.

by Lmaoyeet2000 November 6, 2020

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