Skip to main content

St. Augustine Apple Toss

When drunk as fuck at a local hotel pool, one is tired of the apple he has halfway eaten. He then decides to toss the half eaten apple in the pool.

After tossing the apple, the apple culprit walks through a puddle of piss on his way to the bathroom.

The next morning at breakfast, the apple is still floating in the same spot as the night before.
Maxwell: Yo man, after your done with that apple I want a bite.

John: Aight man... SPLASH!!! Oops, I just did the St. Augustine apple toss.

Maxwell: What the fuck did you do that for man? I wanted some of that apple.
by Grinnell March 31, 2008
mugGet the St. Augustine Apple Toss mug.

augustana

a five guuy band wrote hit single BOSTON.music is alternative, indie, rock, whatever you want to call it.
boy 1: did you see augustana in concert lasst night?????
boy 2: duh. they rock, my socks.
by euniceee July 18, 2006
mugGet the augustana mug.

Augustine Bowden

A person who scrapes into conversations but chin first, dragging his giant hunchback in tow
Did you see Augustine bowden today?

Yes his hunchback was seen from the Hubble telescope
by The Hunchback of Notre Pilgrim October 15, 2020
mugGet the Augustine Bowden mug.

Agustina Olguin

A really cute, funny, beautiful girl that has a smoking hot boyfriend, but girls like her are very hard to come by and she will never do someone wrong, she puts herself before others and wants the best for people she loves
I want agustina olguin to be friends with me
by Auburnfan2 November 8, 2018
mugGet the Agustina Olguin mug.

Agustine

He's so sweet and kind . Has been hurt in the past but when you start getting close to him, he's a sweet guy . Loving tall Mexican . Love"s soccer. And HOT!!!
Agustine loves soccer and his girlfriend
by Evelyn Fabila Ramirez August 29, 2021
mugGet the Agustine mug.

Saint Emo-Augstine

A type of grass that grows throughout the Southeast. This grass is so emo and very rare it cuts itself.
Your grass is so Saint Emo-Augstine it cuts itslef.
by Therussel September 11, 2007
mugGet the Saint Emo-Augstine mug.

St Augustine

Nation's oldest city. Historic, beautiful, tourist-y... gorgeous beaches, bayfront, historic buildings, "hauntings", ghost tours, horse and carriage, Casa Monica, Flagler College.
St Augustine is also known as St. Auggie doggie!
by Saridavis October 17, 2008
mugGet the St Augustine mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email