audi

A replacement for "Ought to"

Next time you audi buy a real car.
Audi go to the supermarket, but the car won't start.

by Dave W1 May 01, 2007

audi

Slang: leaving of a place

i'm audi here
we're audi here

by Trickster April 02, 2004

audy

iopajfdovajdfjojivdiojfdiovjofdvidjg vOMG WTF?!??!??!? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *BLOWS UP*

ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *boom* *wosh* *pow* *blam* WHEEEEEEEEE *crash* ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *blows up*

by ANIMAL HEAD April 07, 2005

Audi Cunt

A person (usually male) who is otherwise a decent, respectable and likeable person who for reasons unknown to science turns into an absolute and complete cunt the second he gets behind the wheel of an Audi and thereafter drives as though he and only he has the right to be on the road.

Gavin: "...I was driving up the M1 today going into the roadworks, everyone was merging in turn nicely and as I was about to change lanes this cunt comes roaring up and blocks me, then the next guy does the same and so did the cunt after him."
Alan: "What were they driving?"
Gavin: "Erm, think it was an A6 Avant, RS4 then an A5 convertible"
Alan: "Sounds like a bunch of Audi Cunts"

by tincopper May 22, 2013

Audi R8

The most amazing car ever made by Audi.

Did you see that kid driving that badass Audi R8 ?

by IWantAR8 January 07, 2011

i'm audi

I'm out of here, can be said when leaving a place or person. Way of saying good bye.

Goodbye Taylor I'm audi.

by SpanOx November 17, 2013

Audie Murphy

THE WORLDS BEST SOLIDER OF ALL TIME, he recived every Medal from the USA in WWII and some from France. He killed 240 germans in 1 hour! Yea one fucking Hour. Chuck Norris,John Wayne, Vin Disel,Bruce Willis, and Arny don't even compare, he makes them piss their pants. After the war he was depressed and to get over instead of getting help he locked himself in a room for a week, and drink Jack Daniels. Then wrote a book called to hell and back. Then he became an actor starred in mostly westerns. The only holly-wood character that compares is Audie Murphy played by Audie Murphy(yea he played himself). After he died he got his own theme song.
If you don't know him look him up!

So in a quick way to discribe him Audie Murphy = Badass

Chuck Norris: Who am I fighting

Host: Audie Murphy

Chuck Norris:whos that?

Host: (Shows picture)

Chuck Norris: (Laughs) he's so small

Host: But He killed 240 men... IN ONE FUCKING HOUR

Chuck Norris starts pissing his pants in front of millions.

or this

Audie: Im gona need some artillary

Artillary guy: how close is the enemy?

Audie: So close why don't you talk to em!(Then he jumps on a burning tank, fires the machine gun, and kills every fucking german in sight, then hops off the tank and walks away slowly as the tank explodes in the background)

by armysapper June 18, 2009