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auditorsexual

Someone who wants to have sex with the auditor idk why this exist

Auditor is from funni madness combat
Idiot1:hey bro! I have good news! Im auditorsexual!
Idiot2:thats bad news idiot
by triKurrDurr August 7, 2021
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Auditydraws

1. (Noun) a best friend you admire for their talent, so much so that you yell FACK YOU at because they’re so amazing.

2. (Adj) descriptor of a person who snores so violently they fart.

(Etymology) from the titular Auditydraws, who is a real life amazing artist, the greatest on Tiktok as of 2022. The eponymous celebrity became famous by drawing her sexy husband Richard, making American states into characters, and creating a random generator app that helps millions of artists around the world get through art block. Unbeknownst to her, everyone who meets her loves her and feels like they can sit for hours and talk about anything or chaotically run through a Target buying random things.

To be described as an “auditydraws” you must stand up to Karens and Kevins, be an amazing host who will literally do anything for their guests, be a patron saint of cats, fill the room with love and laughter and joy, and finally if you fall asleep and snore you’re definitely cooking up a chef boyardi. You make a mean bean curry cloud. A real aerosolised meat loaf. A warm storm. A loud cloud.
Example 1:

Person 1 “Thanks for donating your kidney ma’am! You’re a real auditydraws.”
Person 2 “Oh like the famous artist who’s saved millions of artists from giving up on their dreams and continues to change the world every day with comedy and light? Thanks!”

Example 2:

Person 1 “Doctor… I can’t take it anymore… you’ve gotta help me… I woke up from my concussive snoring to find my wife staring at me in awe… my snores make me butt-cough!”
Person 2 “Hmmm sounds like you’ve got an auditydraws problem.”
by meemoomeeMWEEmoo November 18, 2022
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Night Auditor

An evil genius who chose to give up responsibilities such as home ownership and family for unlimited internet access, all you can eat coffee, cerial, waffles, and muffins, and a job that pays you even if you sleep on the job.
"This week he ate 200 syrup covered sausages, watched every season of game of thrones, and beat the internet"
"yeah man, that dudes a Night Auditor."
by Baalbamoth April 29, 2015
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auditioning the finger puppets

To play with yourself, to jackoff, to peel chilis, to beat your meat, to wrestle with cyclops, to flog the dolphin, or to choke the chicken.
I always think of Jordan Capri when I am auditioning the finger puppets.
by niktheneytminder January 15, 2005
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Auditor

The piece of shit in Madness Comabt
Man that auditor is a real asshole
by Meleemaster123 April 25, 2019
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adetoun

A usually tall girl with a goofy personality. She is always laughing and she is pretty. But usually boys don't take interest until they get older.
Hey ! Your such an Adetoun
by DABOSS______ March 10, 2016
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Audero

((not the footballer, a person in social media or group chat))

A person who does their best to attract any female. Basically a person who just stands up to the woman's side even if she's wrong, also a person who wouldn't shut up because they want people to think they're funny, when in reality, they're the least funny person ever and hated by everyone.
(there's a good chance they don't speak english very well at all)
Dude this audero just won't shut up, like why the hell does he think he's funny?
by voiddxd March 15, 2020
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