aspyn

A very outgoing person. That has a lot to say. She like make sure she is heard. She a gorgeous girl with a big booty. Take a lot to embrass this girl in public. She like to speak her mind and what is on it. A very good friend and likes to help when she can.

hey i like aspyn.

by billy bob jr. January 15, 2009

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Aston

Sexy asf gets all the bitches and is rich and has 10 bitches in the bed

Oh yeah this is life
Aston is astonished

by Sickguy21 December 13, 2017

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Aston Villa FC

A football club from the Midlands who over the last 20 years have turned a run down and dirty part of the Birmingham into a slightly less run down area with a nice very ground. The ground itself, Villa Park, was kindly modernised for them by their old owner and lifelong president Doug Ellis, who happened to own a construction company to whom all contracts were awarded so there’s no question as to Mr Ellis’s loyalties. For many years the fans wished for more to be spent on the team, but in his foresight Mr Ellis realised that to sell the club and get the most return he had to have a good stadium, or at least that was what the shareholders were told. In either case it appeared that he was correct as he sold the club to Randy Lerner, who is the current owner, but with the recent credit crunch probably wishes he hadn’t. The Aston Villa fans are a closely raised group of individual, almost family like in their appearance, the number of toes is said to range anywhere from 4 to 12, local NHS trusts have stated this is the best and almost only way to tell them apart from each other. They can be heard singing a number of one syllable songs on match days with “villa” repeated a number of times being the favourite. They also sing a song “Holte enders” but from an outsiders view this is a strange one, as only one of the stands is called the Holte end so technically only that stand are Holte enders, but its appreciated that this is a technicality and completely lost on their fans.

As many football clubs do, they have their local rivals who are called Birmingham City. The rivalry became almost humorous when Birmingham City were relegated from the top flight and the manager, Alex McLeish, that took them down twice was, for all intense and purposes, bought for £2.5m. This was a shock to both sets of fans as the Birmingham City faithful would have paid £3m to send him to Aston Villa FC. The Villa fans however did fight for what they believed in, protests and demonstrations were broadcast on Sky Sports News and local TV channels from outside the ground. Banners made from dirty bed sheets were shown with a number of messages stating they didn’t under any circumstances want the ex-Birmingham City manager. The message to the board may have got through but unfortunately the banners were littered with spelling mistakes so a little may have got lost in translation.

Since the 80’s there’s no doubt that Aston Villa have been the team of the Midlands competing in the top flight for probably more years than all of their local rivals put together. However, with the lack of interest/investment made by Randy Lerner and the consistent selling of their better players has left the Aston Villa team in a precarious position and could very well spell the end of the clubs long run in the top flight.

by Happy_Camper January 9, 2013

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Ashtyn

One of the most gorgeous girls you will ever lay your eyes on. She holds everyones attention, and is normally the center of attention. Ashtyns are normally blonde, or have blonde moments, but are really smart. They are kind, and never jealous. They love to party, and girls are always jealous of them, people don't like her because she is pretty, popular, ect. Ashtyn's seems to have it all. They tend to be bossy, but have good intentions at heart. Ashtyn look like an angels. Watch out she might steal your boyfriend right out from under you.

Dang! That girl is hot, she must be an Ashtyn.

by webstersonline_00 February 22, 2010

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asstynine

The process of licking someone's asshole while he or she proceeds to lick yours simoultaneously. A more advanced version of the traditional sixtynine position.

Chris: "Hey man, did you lick that bitches ass last night?"

Ian: "Ya man, I asstynine'd that ho."

by Anal Connessiure September 26, 2009

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