Asterion

a boy you think is shy, and then you get to know him and think he's an asshole.
usually addicted to pokemon go

asterion thinks dorm life is "lit"

by conrad12345 August 28, 2023

cerebrovascular arteriosclerosis

what the fuck did you just type?

thickening, hardening, and narrow of cerebrovascular arteries.

"yo gerald ford died to arteriosclerotic cerebrovascular disease (same thing"
"what did u just say"
"he had cerebrovascular arteriosclerosis"
bro the fuck am i supposed to do this i wrote the definition in this at the end im not spending all night making a fucking urban definition. HOLY SHIT BRO IM JUST GONNA CNP: "Cerebral arteriosclerosis is a disease that occurs when the arteries in the brain become hard, thick, and narrow due to the buildup of plaque (fatty deposits) inside the artery walls." HOLY SHIT I DEFINED IT

by bolivari July 28, 2023

Homo sapiens alterius

A sub-genus that is apart of the Homoagerelus family. Containing at least 15 species. Most species of this sub-genus have abnormally difficult terristal locomotion and or bipedalism, and has very medium intelligence. All of the species of these kinds have abnormally low shoulders and large heads, and also has a complex vital organ system, not including brains but memory seems to have been a vital part of these kinds of species.

Mr Gary "This reconstruction is of the Homo sapiens alterius genus!"
Kid "Woah! I'd never see a very different kind of species!"

by ̵̱͑͂͒̐͌̐̍̈́̍̈́̈́͌͊͊̃̽̍͑͛̀̌̆͝͝͠͝͝ March 27, 2022

What has been kicking off on apterous?

A phrase uttered by a variety of word nerds that is invariably answered by "Dylan Taylor".
Previously: "James Nguyen", "Richard Brittain".

"Any news? What has been kicking off on apterous?"
"Dylan Taylor. You know, the incredibly attractive one."

by lenoz January 22, 2014