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shes just an assistant

Adrien: Marinette... shes just a friend
Gabriel: Nathalie shes just an assistant
by YourLocalNewbie September 8, 2021
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Dental Assistant

The hot chicks who clean your teeth.
I don't mind that your hands are in my mouth as long as your boobs are in my face, Ms. Hot-Blonde-Dental Assistant-Lady.
by Stefaniejinelle February 18, 2009
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Assistant Ninja

Holds and sharpens the many long objects a ninja happens to carry
" Ah ye, assistant ninja ho' fo' u"
by Rah nigga May 13, 2005
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Roadside Assistance

Warning: This move is recommended for masters ONLY!

The roadside assistance is a sexual move that needs a bit of preperation and good timeing to pull off. There are some guidlines to follow first.

1.You must be driving on Rt. 80
2.You must be driving in a 4-door sedan with your GirlFriend.
3.You must do this between the hours of 3:30pm - 9:00pm
4.You must pop your tire and manage not to hit any cars and pull off to the shoulder, unscathed.

After you pull off the the shoulder you call AAA (Triple-A). A few moments after you hang up the phone, you start to have sex with you GirlFriend. Once you and your girlfriend are about to climax (have to climax at the same time) you yell "TRIPLE A". At that exact moment the AAA guy has to come up and knock on the window and must reply "Yes?"

If you manage to pull this move off, you will be a god among men.
"So yeah, I was driving on 80 today, and I saw someone doing the roadside assistance, But then that damn cop had to ruin my fun by pulling me over for being stopped on the highway, trying to jack off to the couple."
by Kiji_Otori March 28, 2008
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Carpenters assistant

to give someone fallatio while they operate a power tool
Patty gave joe one hell of a carpenters assistant last week
by Gootee Root October 13, 2011
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Anal Assistant

A person who generally assists in helping someone in the act of putting some sort of hard object into the ass of someone else.
"So Chris do you have a job." "Yes i am an Anal Assistant"
by Zmashy August 29, 2009
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assistant

A modern day slave. A person who has no life of their own and insist on serving others like a cheap whore with no backbone. Some whores are more expensive then others but still all of them lack backbones. A position for employment that requires little to no dignity.
While wiping my ass, my assistant went upwards and not down so I bitch slapped my assistant. Moses freed many assistants from Egypt then parted the Red Sea.
by Jedi Masterbater May 13, 2006
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