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high school with ashtrays

An institution of higher education with very low admission standards, whose student body consists mainly of people who graduated from high school in the same town.
Student 1: I hear you got into Local Community College.

Student 2: No, it's just high school with ashtrays.
by Indic May 30, 2010
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Single Frame Ashtray

Unknown band, released firts LP entitled "wetheads come running" and should be considered a very catchy band with great guitar work.
by Bee2k June 9, 2003
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both sides of the ashtray

A phrase coined by Mr. Blues to describe both sides in the conflict over smoking in bars and other public places.
Despite the rancor there is one thing about the smoking situation that we should all be able to agree on: There are fanatical zealots on "both sides of the ashtray"®.
by Mr. Blues September 7, 2005
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Steaming Ashtray Girl

The act of flicking cigarette ash onto a naked body, then extinguishing it on their hair. Causing a pleasing crackling and streaming noise. The dead cigarettes are often popped into the persons mouth to chew
Me and the bros were watching a porn film last night and made Rachel a Steaming Ashtray Girl. Literally hot!
by RVT2010 March 1, 2011
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useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket

Completely useless
Knowing how to fold socks in 10 different ways is as useless as an ashtray on a crotch rocket.
by Blake November 12, 2002
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as much use as an ashtray on a motor bike

Useless i.e. Northern English slang, especially in Yorkshire because an ashtray would lose its contents if placed on a moving motor bike
He's as much use as an ashtray on a motor bike
by PaulineH March 12, 2014
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Ansley Ashtray

When you put out a cigar on a strippers back
Imagine you’re at the Diamond cabaret strip club in Denver and you’re in the back getting a lap dance from Mary smoking a cigar like a big dog VIP. Mary has these big ol knockers that one hand can’t handle, so you perform the Ansley Ashtray and free up the other hand. She ends up enjoying the Ansley ashtray kink and proceeds to suck you off for a happy ending.
by Titancream November 5, 2022
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