Autastic

A highly intelligent but socially inept person. Often exhibits traits similar to that found in people with Asperger syndrome.

Steve Jobs may be fantastic, but Bill Gates is autastic.

by sunstroked March 8, 2009

Asstastic

What you say when you see someone with an ass so nice you just gotta yell something

"She got a fine ass". Tom said
"Damn straight it's asstastic!" Jim answered

by gfja November 15, 2010

asslasticity

the scale at which a mans hind sphincter is rated for tightness.

I cant take another 6 months in jail without losing all my asslasticity.
The perfect fart requires a perfect balance of ass wind, butt gravey, and asslasticity.

by bate master dick November 21, 2010

autastic

Something so great that it causes all who witness it to become autistic momentarily.

Holy shit! That was autastic...derrrr

by Infant Messiah February 19, 2008

Anntastic

Synonymous with fantastic. Is often used sarcastically.

"I finished my homework!"
"Well wasn't that just Anntastic of you?"

by Anntastic May 19, 2006

assfastic

a fascinnation with a large booty girl

"that fat girl is assfastic"

by playboy December 4, 2003

Asstastic

The opposite of fantastic. Bad, undesirable, unpleasant, displeasing, or abhorrent.

That restaurant is asstastic.

by Donnie Ballgame May 21, 2009