Arkansas Toothpick

Prior to the blowjob, she spits in your face and calls you a loser with a tiny dick. So you knock out her two front teeth and facefuck her.

“Man, Tracy got drunk and wanted an Arkansas toothpick last night. Cops showed up.”

by Jimmy The Clown March 14, 2022

Arkansas Abortion

To die under incredibly mysterious circumstances while being involved with the Clintons and having evidence of a crime, where no autopsy is allowed, and its always declared a suicide, "car accident," or "plane accident"

Joe: I found evidence of a Clinton crime! Billy: Stop! Don't say anything. A typical Arkansas Abortion involves 3 gunshots to the back of the head, a CIA controlled car wreck, or a gym accident after finding this evidence... you don't want that do you?

by Truthshallgetyousuicided November 22, 2017

Arkansas martini

Beer and green olives

Give me an Arkansas Martini, please.

by dB Kooper December 3, 2022

arkansas handshake

An arkansas handshake is where you go in for a normal handshake and bypass the hand of the other person and grab a handful of crotch of the unsuspecting recipient.

Dude! Your grandma gave me an arkansas handshake at your wedding and told me I had a nice package!?!

by AmericanRacer12p December 30, 2022

Arkansas Special

When a person (male or female) has no teeth and only gums and gives somebody a blow job for money

This toothless bitch just gave me the best Arkansas Special

by HeyitsRK17 October 5, 2015

Arkansas Airbrush

Noun
ahr-kuh n-saw air-bruhsh

When someone (man or woman) is receiving oral pleasure and passes gas in the face of the person giving them said oral pleasure.

Guy 1: So, what happened with you and Jill last night?
Guy 2: She was blowing me and I gave her an Arkansas Airbrush by accident. She was cool with it though and finished me off anyway.

by geesmith May 31, 2015

Arkansas shiner

When a man decides to have a sip of whiskey and keeping it in his mouth and then give oral sex to a female.

Hey man my wife enjoyed so much the Arkansas shiner I gave her before to sleep.

by blackmambou October 5, 2017