arctic boreholing

When your take a shit, freze it and then use it as a sex toy.

That arctic boreholing sesh was excellent jim!

by TJHTJH February 7, 2007

arctic tan

when someones really pale

hana - i just got back from spain yesterday check out my tan
jane - im so pale i look like ive been 2 north pole
hana - u got arctic tan

by XxchloexX May 27, 2007

Arctic Junkies

Overly defensive (and scarily so) acolytes at the altar of that grating, banal band that we're told we must like on pain of death, The Arctic Monkeys.

"You're an idiot because you don't like The Arctic Monkeys, and I say so as a fan of The Arctic Monkeys so therefore I'm right", and other such bilge from the mouths/keyboards of Arctic Junkies.

by OD Smith June 4, 2007

arctic fever

when you are attracted to white girls only

Young-chan, do you like Asian girls? No, I have arctic fever.

by Fouad Z August 11, 2008

Arctic Corndog

when you freeze a turd, and give it to someone to be used as a dildo.

I gave her the arctic corndog.

by fiddlediddler December 23, 2010

Arctic Cumcicle

When you ejaculate in arctic conditions (preferably from somewhere high up like a balconey) and it freezes before it hits the ground.

I heard Jessica was sent to the ER because Billy hit her in the head with an Arctic Cumcicle.

by ArcticSniper June 26, 2019

Arctic cream

When it is so cold outside when you climax the semen freezes up and gets stuck in the boy or girl

OMG when David finally came it froze like some arctic cream

by Ms. Frizzle is thicc June 24, 2018