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Fake Application Friday

When you're unemployed and can't find enough jobs worth applying for to meet your minimum weekly quota to keep receiving unemployment benefits before the weekend. Therefore, on Friday, you apply to jobs that are out of state and/or that you're underqualified for so that you can keep receiving unemployment benefits and still enjoy the weekend as if you were working.
Jamal: "Tyrone, did you find at least 3 jobs worth applying to this week?"

Tyrone: "Nah. I found 1, but it's Fake Application Friday so I'll just apply to these 2 Director level jobs that I know I'll never get so I can at least enjoy the weekend."
by Foo4Nirvana October 14, 2020
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National suck dick day [Not applicable to Rey]

April 12th is the day you suck the fuck outta yo thugizzles dick. You must suck his dick and swallow 12 times throughout the whole day. Once again Rey cannot suck anyone's dick
Hey Diana are you participating in National suck dick day Not applicable to Rey?

Yes but I can and will only suck Rey’s dick
by drnotpepper October 24, 2023
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2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator

When your significant other has a sore throat, you offer to soothe it with a load of cum
Her: honey, my throat is sore
Him: lemme help you with some 2 ball salve with the soft tip applicator
by Warsaw Knuckles October 8, 2022
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Application Server

Middleware infrastructure that supports a programmer developing Internet suitable application software
We used an application server architecture to make our website more scalable, and improve response time for the users
by DDCDP213 November 15, 2020
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your application for hire

"'Enthusiastic' is misspelled. We cannot afford these mistakes at our corporation. We reject your application for hire."
by AlphanumericUsername May 19, 2025
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masters applications

the thing you do for some reason even though the world is ending very soon
simone: "shit my masters applications are due this week"
alex: "y would u do those during a pandemic"
simone: "-_-"
by butterbabies January 2, 2022
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