Heinous Anus Fragrance

Flatulence of the worst kind. A severe fart that is like an obscene phone call from nature. The air--dank, fetid, unsavory and far from fresh--feels as if it is being exhaled into one's face from a nuclear blast channeled through an unkempt brown eye. Sometimes the smell even tastes like effluvious rotting death- beer vomit, infected diarrhea, gangrene, and the mystery smell of the river entering the ocean at low tide, amplifying the intrusion of feculent compost. It is obscene and repulsive, harsh and violent at the same time. In close proximity, miles from the barking bowels of the guilty anus, the air maintains this quality of putrid death, although unknown where it acquired a tinge of Satan's rectum, perhaps due to fumes expelled by tormented souls asses being delivered by rancid demons.

A smell awoke him. It was a scent as old as time. It was a hundred aromas of a thousand skunks. It was the tang of sweaty underarm. It was the musk of rough anal sex. It was the muscular rot of Gruyère cheese in urine. It was the spice of rotting savorous road kill. Meaty and redolent of death with decay and repugnant rot. It was horrid and offensive and nauseating and obscene. It was solid and alive - so alive! And it was close, lying right next to him in fact. The vapors invaded his nostrils and his hair rose to their roots. His eyes were as heavy as manhole covers, but he opened them. Through the dying calm inside him snaked the horrible realization that she had expelled another heinous anus fragrance.

by keifermail April 15, 2014

theater anus

A man who is an anus at the theater.

Good thing I killed him. For all we know, he could have been the dreaded Theater Anus.

by TurtleGamer1993 June 28, 2015

knife up the anus

A term that can be used not only instead of the term 'pain in the ass' but also to produce much more vivid imagery than pain in the ass.

A: How did you get fined man?
B: I had my feet on the seats of the train and got fined $175 by some shitty cops.

A: Now that's a knife up the anus.

by krasbot July 9, 2010

Anouska

One of the best people you'll ever meet. They're strong, funny and they will never let you down. They have hearts of gold and usually hides their own issues to help focus on others. Cares more about the people in their life rather than themselves and will usually be hands down beautiful. But never cross them as they're so fiesty and full of fire that you'll walk away regretting it. Usually underestimated will end up being someone you'll remember forever.

Boy #1: "Damn man, did you see Anouska today?"
Boy #2: "Noo what?"
Boy #1: "She looks amazing, but don't cross her, she's fiesty."

by Vintagexx November 30, 2018

bonus anus

1. Something given or paid in addition to what is usual or expected.

2. Something good, extra, free or unexpected.

Oprah - "You get a car! You get a car! EVERYBODY GETS A CAR!!"

Random audience member slash receiver of new awesome Oprah car - "BONUS ANUS!"

by dirtydawgggggg November 8, 2010

anoushka

The baby girl name Anoushka comes from the Indian word which means, "A term of endearment (Russian Name), fulfilment of desire." Hindu word which means, "Grace, Favoured one, endearment, lightning, fulfilment of desire with intelligence.." Unknown word which means, "affection ; love." Hebrew word which means, "Grace."

Someone also suggested the name is an Sanskrit word which means, "one who fulfills, aspires and dreams." Russian word which means, "Princess." Persian word which means, "Gift of love."

the one who loves a lot. anoushka

by panks November 4, 2011

anus juice

the juice that comes out of your butthole when you have a chipotle burrito and your about to diarrhea

"oh fuck my pants are wet its probably my anus juice again..."

by mrtinkles4 January 25, 2019