Ian

Ian is a burnt pizza 🍕 connoisseur, always on the hunt for a pizza that's burnt to perfection

Hey Luigi!.. Yes Phil. You better crank up the pizza oven for this order, B'cuz it's for Ian, the pizza foodie. He'll be here in 30mins and Lord knows we need them yelp reviews!!!

by Bridgeport's finest March 05, 2021

ian

a 45 minute shower

"im horny! im gonna go take an ian!"

by ajhgairgnilgn June 25, 2009

Ian

Ian is a very wonderful person. He's insecure about his cock size but that's ok, I'll suck it none the less.

Ian: "what's my name"
Me: "daddy"

by CumSlurper5000 January 14, 2021

Ian

The name of a type of dude who would rather sit at home wanking than get punani

Damn Ian why are you so lonely

by AccidentalPrecum April 02, 2017

Ian

Has a huge penis and loves to have sex. Very unique and kind. He loves blowjobs and intensive sex.

Ian- big penis

by Ian is a fat duck December 08, 2020

Ian

Tends to not make any sense at all but when he does he is incredible FUNNY

Ian's dumb ass is a pretty funny guy

by TheTruthTeller69420 August 02, 2020

Ian

An Absolute Chad of a man, He is the only one that could beat Goku in fight. The shear power of this trigga is bewildering. Each and every time I hear this trigga's name my legs go cold and I shamble to the restroom to shit myself,the shit runs down my legs...Then I hear it,as the Elden Ring Boss music starts God(Ian) rips my roof off and picks me up by my neck and stare at me, only to stale my nearing death.

Ian is a God incarnate.

by Fairly Asian June 07, 2022