Amuse Douche

Someone who suffers from just a touch of douchebaggery. The douchiness typically rears its ugly head in refined situations where the person feels an unstoppable urge to show others how sophisticated they are. Similar to an amuse bouche in culinary terms.

Dale was such an amuse douche when we went to dinner with my parents. He even snapped his fingers at the waitress when he needed a refill on his craft beer.

by vanern August 3, 2021

Amuse Douche

The guy you’re just messing around with while waiting for the main course dude that rocks your world

I was bored and he was around, so used him as an Amuse Douche to keep myself occupied

by SirJohnsubVi April 18, 2025

Roller Amusement

some silly silly little man who is very gay and is a cannibal :3

adam: wow! have you heard about that gay cannibal thats been terrorizing the town?
bob: yeah, just another Roller Amusement wanna-be

by The Dumest Flowr September 11, 2023

amuse sploosh

A short yet satisfying sexual encounter that usually leaves you wanting more. It can be considered both a good or bad experience dependent on the situation.

"How was last night's hook up?"
"It was a good amuse sploosh, but next time I hope it lasts more than 3 minutes"

"I haven't gotten laid in months, I need at least an amuse sploosh"

by Sploosh bot May 18, 2018

amuse-a-bation

The act of self amusing yourself.

Lindsay had an amuse-a-bation session while driving to work. People think that she is crazy.

by shepsta May 30, 2018

Amusement park

Amusement park is a name for Auschwitz. It was first named on Anomaly's stream while playing Minecraft with his friends. They used it as a safe word because they didn't want to sound nazi.

Anomaly: YOU BUILT AUSCHWITZ ON OUR MINECRAFT SERVER !
Friends: We dont call it names... It's an amusement park !

by SAMUELLL January 31, 2023