1. (Formal) A resident of the Americas, most commonly used to name a citizen of the United States
2. (Real) As an American citizen, I hate calling myself an American, here are my reasons.
Americans are ignorant and respond to anything different from what they are accustomed to as being "stupid" or worse than theirs.
America's most favorite liquid is gasoline, which they eagerly feed over-sized vehicles
Americans cannot pronounce Rrr, they say are.
Americans cannot realize how stupid they actually are being and how limited their knowledge is.
Americans have no taste in culture, architecture, or any form of something other than fast food and television.
The American dream was long-ago demolished from its original European descents during the time of the founding fathers into an ignorant and tasteless existence in identical neighborhoods of the same homes, same cars, same food, etc that is saved from mass-suicide by television and stubborn nationalism.
All that being said please do realize that they are not truly horrible people, and this does not describe everyone who is a documented member of the USA.
2. (Real) As an American citizen, I hate calling myself an American, here are my reasons.
Americans are ignorant and respond to anything different from what they are accustomed to as being "stupid" or worse than theirs.
America's most favorite liquid is gasoline, which they eagerly feed over-sized vehicles
Americans cannot pronounce Rrr, they say are.
Americans cannot realize how stupid they actually are being and how limited their knowledge is.
Americans have no taste in culture, architecture, or any form of something other than fast food and television.
The American dream was long-ago demolished from its original European descents during the time of the founding fathers into an ignorant and tasteless existence in identical neighborhoods of the same homes, same cars, same food, etc that is saved from mass-suicide by television and stubborn nationalism.
All that being said please do realize that they are not truly horrible people, and this does not describe everyone who is a documented member of the USA.
I saw a guy who thought a bidet was a urinal and when I told him that was not what he thought it was he ridiculed it and described it as homosexual, naturally it ocurred to me to be an American.
by Ralph D. September 16, 2007
An overweight individual without any manners, generally ignorant, and quite self centered. This individual is usually unaware of the fact that they are ignorant and believes that others are staring at them because they admire them, when in fact they are staring at them in disgust!
Hey Nigel, who is that fat slob over there with the cowboy hat shoving burgers down his throat?
Oh, he is an American!
Oh, he is an American!
by Nigel the Brit August 22, 2008
somebody who thinks that the super bowl is the most important sports event in the world even though most of the world does not even know what American football is!
an American: the whole world is gonna watch the super bowl tonight!
me: Gross! why on earth do you think America is the whole world??!!
me: Gross! why on earth do you think America is the whole world??!!
by andy_88 August 9, 2008
1. Stupid ignorant who thinks the universe revolves around his country which is made up of immigrants and stolen land from their southern neighboors.
2. Fat person
3. A person who loves to mess with other countries and who loves war.
4. Racist
5. A person who loves to see fat men running and tackling the shit out of each other around in thight pants while eating nachos and tacos which are made by the immigrants they hate.
2. Fat person
3. A person who loves to mess with other countries and who loves war.
4. Racist
5. A person who loves to see fat men running and tackling the shit out of each other around in thight pants while eating nachos and tacos which are made by the immigrants they hate.
by Nothing but the truth May 5, 2007
A blanket term for a person or group of persons sharing fiscal support of a culture of violence and oppression and linked by the common support in taxes of a corrupt government.
by Crazy Otto September 17, 2005
People that stereo type all other ethnicities and nationalities.
A closed mind bigot that resides on the North American continent. A person hated by all other countries because Americans invade them and kill their innocent people.
A closed mind bigot that resides on the North American continent. A person hated by all other countries because Americans invade them and kill their innocent people.
Chinese Man: "Hey man, you wanna go grab some choy fun or some spare ribs and get a few drinks at Uncle Tso's Fortune cuisine tonight?"
American Man: "fuck no, I don't like chinese food, they probably cookin cats up in there!"
Chinese Man: "well then go fuck yourself, you bigot stereotypical, racist american cunt!"
American Man: "fuck no, I don't like chinese food, they probably cookin cats up in there!"
Chinese Man: "well then go fuck yourself, you bigot stereotypical, racist american cunt!"
by DragonBigBall-Z April 16, 2008
by Picasso37 November 13, 2008