5 definitions by Ralph D.
1. Song by Soulja Boy, makes no sense, has a single beat, the Boy raps in one tone, and has a dance that makes a choreographer cry whenever he walks into a party with the song playing. Its a disgrace to a cd
Guy 1: I can crank dat n***a
Guy 2: Dude, its a bat mitzvah and ur a 13 year-old jewish kid, stop embarassing yourself
Guy 1: Wha' me cran it
Wha' me roll
Supermaan a hoe!
Guy 2: *Gunshot*
Guy 2: Dude, its a bat mitzvah and ur a 13 year-old jewish kid, stop embarassing yourself
Guy 1: Wha' me cran it
Wha' me roll
Supermaan a hoe!
Guy 2: *Gunshot*
by Ralph D. September 17, 2007
A frequently recurring ad on urbandictionary.com, including lame, and sometimes unintelligible, jokes featured on a poor quality crew neck shirt worn by women in a waist-up photograph.
A football, and beneath it says soccer.
How ingenious, I am dying of laughter, my guts are busting with chuckles. Well done, Bustedtees, you cracked open another can of suck.
How ingenious, I am dying of laughter, my guts are busting with chuckles. Well done, Bustedtees, you cracked open another can of suck.
by Ralph D. November 14, 2007
Nate Mathews, a 17 year old boy who lives with his mother and father that makes songs that hormone-deafened adolescents love.
songs:
Yahh Bitch
Crank Dat
songs:
Yahh Bitch
Crank Dat
Person 1: crank dat den supaman dat hoe
Person 2: What the fuck are you doin?
Person 1: Im cran'n dat soulja boy biatch
Person 2: No, ur making a dumass of yourself
Person 1: yo' a hata of a tru playa' mayyy'n.
Person 2: You do know he lives with his mom
Person 1: but he crunk bia'
Person 2:..no he really isnt he sings in one note, has a repetive beat and can barely pronounce a word of english
Person 1: fucking asswipe!
Person 2: ...retard
Person 2: What the fuck are you doin?
Person 1: Im cran'n dat soulja boy biatch
Person 2: No, ur making a dumass of yourself
Person 1: yo' a hata of a tru playa' mayyy'n.
Person 2: You do know he lives with his mom
Person 1: but he crunk bia'
Person 2:..no he really isnt he sings in one note, has a repetive beat and can barely pronounce a word of english
Person 1: fucking asswipe!
Person 2: ...retard
by Ralph D. September 17, 2007
1. (Formal) A resident of the Americas, most commonly used to name a citizen of the United States
2. (Real) As an American citizen, I hate calling myself an American, here are my reasons.
Americans are ignorant and respond to anything different from what they are accustomed to as being "stupid" or worse than theirs.
America's most favorite liquid is gasoline, which they eagerly feed over-sized vehicles
Americans cannot pronounce Rrr, they say are.
Americans cannot realize how stupid they actually are being and how limited their knowledge is.
Americans have no taste in culture, architecture, or any form of something other than fast food and television.
The American dream was long-ago demolished from its original European descents during the time of the founding fathers into an ignorant and tasteless existence in identical neighborhoods of the same homes, same cars, same food, etc that is saved from mass-suicide by television and stubborn nationalism.
All that being said please do realize that they are not truly horrible people, and this does not describe everyone who is a documented member of the USA.
2. (Real) As an American citizen, I hate calling myself an American, here are my reasons.
Americans are ignorant and respond to anything different from what they are accustomed to as being "stupid" or worse than theirs.
America's most favorite liquid is gasoline, which they eagerly feed over-sized vehicles
Americans cannot pronounce Rrr, they say are.
Americans cannot realize how stupid they actually are being and how limited their knowledge is.
Americans have no taste in culture, architecture, or any form of something other than fast food and television.
The American dream was long-ago demolished from its original European descents during the time of the founding fathers into an ignorant and tasteless existence in identical neighborhoods of the same homes, same cars, same food, etc that is saved from mass-suicide by television and stubborn nationalism.
All that being said please do realize that they are not truly horrible people, and this does not describe everyone who is a documented member of the USA.
I saw a guy who thought a bidet was a urinal and when I told him that was not what he thought it was he ridiculed it and described it as homosexual, naturally it ocurred to me to be an American.
by Ralph D. September 16, 2007
An online text-based multiplayer game based on an organized-20th century crime system.
Fun alternative to working.
Fun alternative to working.
*Boss walks by and asks for a report to be done by the next morning*
"I'll have it on your desk the first thing in the morning!"
*Boss walks away*
*Employee sighs, throws the papers off to the side, and plays Mafia Death*
"I'll have it on your desk the first thing in the morning!"
*Boss walks away*
*Employee sighs, throws the papers off to the side, and plays Mafia Death*
by Ralph D. November 10, 2007