pale Aleing

(people having sex)
chick: tell me when
dude: when
(dude cums in beer and couple leaves)
(next couple enters)
dude: Give me a sec babe. (drinks beer)
chick: holy shit you just did some pale aleing!
dude: (throws up)

by pandapiedpiper January 26, 2011

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Dark Aging

Covering yourself and your lover up with blankets that have holes in them by your genitals. Then one of you must tackle the other down the stairs or off the bed. Then you have to try to insert your penis into her hole. If you get it in before two minuets, your lover has to throat fuck you and say "what a lovely tea party".

Hey Laura do you want to try dark aging tonight?

by Thejerseydirtbag May 1, 2015

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christmas aging

To look so amazing in the jeans your wife got you that she wants to take advantage of you and your cute bubble but.

Wow he must be christmas aging, cause they left a while ago and havent been back to the party yet.

by Holelottanope September 23, 2018

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in aleing health

What you will eventually be if you regularly "toss back tall frothies" at da pub.

In da music video, "Prop Me Up Beside The Jukebox If I Die", singer Joe Diffie naively treats da motionless-and-unresponsive bar-patron as if he's merely in aleing health ("It's closing time, Buddy --- you don't hafta go home, but you can't stay here."), not realizing dat he's actually a deceased corpse who's been brought there for his "final hurrah" in da raucous live-and-recorded-music-offering-and-liquor-serving-establishment-hopping lifestyle.

by QuacksO June 23, 2023

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unconsensual aging

When an event occurs in someone’s life that causes extreme stress or frustration, leading to a fast-paced feeling of growing older or “growing grey hairs.”

The stress from the 2024 election caused a lot of unconsensual aging for many Americans.

by spicymaranara February 10, 2026

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