by embersaglow February 17, 2008
A prolonged and unexplained silence in a coversation, esp via instant messaging, following a question in which the user wants to DODGE.
James: Hey do you want to volunteer with us? You have to start at 8am.
Jon: Hmm (Mysterious AFK session: 30minutes)
James: WTF? answer
Jon: Hmm (Mysterious AFK session: 30minutes)
James: WTF? answer
by Very Angry Person May 26, 2010
afk sweat is to be away from your keyboard at the same time as being present in the future beating another opponent. If using this tactic you are named a person at a controversial state of mind. It is mainly used against noobs in a game. WARNING: do not use under EXTREME circumstances!
by JacobKenobi March 8, 2021
by random411y October 14, 2020
An afk twon is a rare species that’s almost impossible to discover. As of right now, there are only 3 afk twons on this planet. To be an afk twon, you must relate to most of the following:
1. Forget to eat.
2. Drink water.
3. Have a dying spider high turkey.
4. Is never okay.
5. Sleep deprived.
6. Addicted to online games.
7. Have a weird nickname.
8. Make weird nicknames for your friends.
9. Constantly go away from your keyboard.
There’s many more qualifications to being and afk twon. Even if you meet these requirements, it is still very difficult to get have the afk twon title. Afk twons are like animals. They’re very picky, you need to be accepted by another afk twon to become an afk twon. Afk twons come together to share half of a brain cell. Afk twons are kind, close, generous, and protective. Afk twons need help, but they’re amazing and they always will be, and they deserve to be protected.
1. Forget to eat.
2. Drink water.
3. Have a dying spider high turkey.
4. Is never okay.
5. Sleep deprived.
6. Addicted to online games.
7. Have a weird nickname.
8. Make weird nicknames for your friends.
9. Constantly go away from your keyboard.
There’s many more qualifications to being and afk twon. Even if you meet these requirements, it is still very difficult to get have the afk twon title. Afk twons are like animals. They’re very picky, you need to be accepted by another afk twon to become an afk twon. Afk twons come together to share half of a brain cell. Afk twons are kind, close, generous, and protective. Afk twons need help, but they’re amazing and they always will be, and they deserve to be protected.
by additheallergy May 6, 2023
In a first person shooter, when you go away from keyboard for just a second to do something, and come back to find yourself dead in-game. Common modes of death include being sniped or simply run up to with a melee weapon.
"Dude. You just stood still for a second and a sniper got you."
"Shit! I was just opening a bag of Cheetos!"
"Must've been an AFK Assassination."
"Shit! I was just opening a bag of Cheetos!"
"Must've been an AFK Assassination."
by AlpineWolf April 14, 2010