non-advice

Advice which is so elementary or obvious that it can only serve to annoy the person in need of it.

Advice needed: I am up against the world champion in the ring. What are his strengths and weaknesses? I need to know so I can defeat him.

Non-advice given: You need to hit him and try to not be hit.

by Midig December 17, 2018

advicer

good at giving pieces of advice

ur good at being a advicer

by lahams ko si ryujin October 22, 2022

Chaining Advice

The act of asking two or more friends for advice regarding an issue with an obvious solution. Suggestions are often unanimous from all parties.

May decided chaining advice would be the best way to solve her boy problem.

by reallifedefz May 17, 2016

Advice

The thing I never asked for

Some dick head: can I give u some advice.
Me: no
Some dick head: did you kno-
Me: shudup.

by Rimy Jobbs December 1, 2022

Advice

Square Enix wants advice on "What is the best gameplay style or combat style?" Dawg....

Hym "MAKE FRONT MISSION, BITCH! THAT'S THE ADVICE!!! Keep the level up system the same (Any character can use any gun. Using the gun increases the characters gun skill level. Leveling up allows the character to learn gun-specific abilities). Make the attributes of the Wanzer parts geared more towards different builds (Higher HP arms for melee units or more durable arms for snipers or whatever). Give the both the parts and the weapons abilities (You can have recurring abilities on different parts as you progress through the game). Add more weapon types (Bring back the flamethrower. Rail gun. Arc projector) Character specific abilities too. 60 hours of story mode plus side quests. Go! Faster!"

by Hym Iam May 15, 2025

Serious Advice

Don’t trust Sir Charles Shrek The 1st she ate her puppies and killed a frog

Please listen to this serious advice

by Lucinda is Lit July 18, 2020

BHA (Based on health advice)

During the covid epidemic in Australia politicians made many decisions "Based on Health Advice". At the start these were legitimate however over time they were politicised and used to further politicians agendas. Particularly in the Hermit Kingdom of Westralia where this was recognised amongst the doona dwellers and the term BHA quickly became a satirical phrase to excuse bad behaviour.

"BHA (Based on Health Advice) it's your shout".

"I told my missus, BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're on top tonight"
"BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're on dunny duty again"
"Sorry dude, BHA (Based on Health Advice) you're not invited"

by ATM4 January 31, 2022