AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder)

A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite, which is fatal without treatment.

My dad caught AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital right now.
Oh god, that sounds awful. I hope he gets better.

by thatpersonchase October 27, 2020

AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder)

A short-term condition in which a person is attracted to the opposite sex, which is fatal without treatment.

My dad got AHD (Acute Heterosexuality Disorder) yesterday. He's in the hospital now.
Oh my god, that's so sad. I hope he gets better soon.

by thatpersonthatwritesdefintions October 27, 2020

severe acute nocockin

A temporary mental condition caused by going long periods of time without receiving cock.

I’ve been suffering from severe acute nocockin for over two weeks. If I don’t get laid soon I’m gonna snap.

by Red Reuter February 23, 2022

severe acute small dick syndrome

Basically micropenis, shrinks your dick to the size of around 1-2 inches erect, 0.5 inch to 0.75 inches flaccid, or even smaller, shortened to SASDS

Doctor: sorry i diagnose you with severe acute small dick syndrome

Patient: damn it no wonder that bitch Sidney didn't want my bitch ass

by lachsgeudan October 15, 2023

acutie

A person who is acutely cute, i.e., intense and adorable at the same time

Johnny Depp is such an acutie!

by Muxtheic October 25, 2010

Acutane

The reason I haven't dated for the past 6 months but will be dating for the rest of my life.

I'm almost done taking Acutane, I can't wait until my face no longer looks like I fell off my bike and scraped it on the concrete!

by L.P.33 February 26, 2011

Elin acted courageously

Refers to a situation in which your wife or girlfriend screwed you over/caused harm to you, but you don't want to lose face by admitting that she screwed you over, so you cover it up and make her out to be the hero/helpful. (May or may not be because she had good reason.

Dude 1: Wait, so bonnie didn't help you clean up your parents place after? That's what you told your folks.

Dude 2: Bonnie? Hell no - she messed it up. I just gave my folks the "Elin acted courageously" spiel, so I wouldn't have to hear about what a loser of a girl she is.

by blabbidy January 9, 2010