Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?
Some talk show host: I'll call the police!
Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!
*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
Some talk show host: I'll call the police!
Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!
*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
by ave_scientia January 29, 2020
Get the When You Cross a Mentally Ill Loner With a Society That Abandons Him and Treats Him Like Trash mug.While in the middle of a (text) conversation, one of the participating parties leaves the other hanging.
"Sorry for the textual abandonment, brah. I was about to text you back and then I dropped my phone in the garbage disposal."
by Sunshine Rainbows October 25, 2012
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Ryan doesn’t know how to use a hammer because his dad’s dad abandoned his father leaving Ryan suffering from second hand abandonment.
by Owen66 February 23, 2022
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by Rebel32405 March 30, 2019
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Shaber: -leaves for 30 minutes without warning-
Me: "I've been abandoned..."
Shaber: -leaves for 30 minutes without warning-
Me: "I've been abandoned..."
by blackMAtter616 March 28, 2021
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by lostcarts May 9, 2023
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"In the grand Shopping Cart Abandonment Olympics, Jessica scored a gold medal by expertly loading her cart with luxury goods worth a small fortune, only to abandon it with a click, proving she's a world champion in the high-stakes sport of 'look but don't buy'."
by PopNeoglyph January 6, 2024
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