Guy with facepaint: What do you get when you cross a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?
Some talk show host: I'll call the police!
Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!
*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
Some talk show host: I'll call the police!
Guy with facepaint: I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!
*talk show host is shot by guy with facepaint*
by ave_scientia January 29, 2020

When your girlfriend fucks off on a cruise leaving you to plan your own weekend at the Australian Open.
by TheAbandoned October 4, 2023

A house that was built in the early 1800’s, was soon to be found by a family that likes nothing but cigarettes and fortnite
by Rebel32405 March 30, 2019

When your grandfather abandons your father when he’s a young age leaving him unable to do the things that dads are supposed to teach you and since he never taught your dad he can’t teach you what you’re supposed to know about being a man.
Ryan doesn’t know how to use a hammer because his dad’s dad abandoned his father leaving Ryan suffering from second hand abandonment.
by Owen66 February 23, 2022

While in the middle of a (text) conversation, one of the participating parties leaves the other hanging.
"Sorry for the textual abandonment, brah. I was about to text you back and then I dropped my phone in the garbage disposal."
by Sunshine Rainbows October 25, 2012

by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

A digital graveyard for items that were once desired, but ultimately left behind. When online shoppers add items to their virtual carts but fail to complete the checkout process, resulting in a haunting reminder of what could have been. Abandoned carts are the modern-day equivalent of window shopping, but with less physical effort and more emotional baggage.
Abandoned cart syndrome is a common affliction for those who dabble in domain name shopping, with many enthusiasts adding dozens of potential website names to their cart, only to abandon them all when they realize they're not actually going to start a business anytime soon.
by lostcarts May 9, 2023
