assclapper

Someone so stupid and fat that when they say something, the only sound is the echo of their ass cheeks resonating.

Jimmy is such an idiot -- what an assclapper!

by BelleMere July 24, 2010

Assclapistan

A theoretical place that you take someone after you whoop there ass in Call of Duty.

Yo bro, I’m finna take these doods to Assclapistan.

by Fuckpoodles May 22, 2019

assclap

making your ass clap, or the shaking of the ass, making a clapping sound

Make that ass clap

by Aren July 31, 2003

assclap

use of the butt cheeks to make a clapping sound. The sound of buttocks slapping together.

When the home team scored the crowd was assclapping.

The girl working the pole really knows how to assclap.

by americanwerewolf September 3, 2009

assclapper

A person that has the ability to turn on and off their lights with a large clapping fart.

Poor Grandma May is having a hard time keeping her lights on. Her assclapper is not agreeing with the chili.

by Craptronics June 16, 2011

assclap

When someone gets their ass clapped/kicked in a fight.

You did you see that fight between Rodgers and Archie?

Yeah, Rodgers got an assclap!

by AnnoymousHacker666 September 5, 2018

Assclapper

Someone with asscheeks so large, they clap against each other when he/she/they walks.

The Assclapper, by J. Kvndi

I clap my asscheeks when I walk;
Its thunderous sound I cannot conceal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.

My great posterior would make Atlas gawk;
Hefty and round like spheres of steel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.

You mock me whenever I talk;
Thinking me as smart as a slab of veal.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.

I’m not a meathead like you mock;
I just have a rear like automobiles.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk.

You call me someone that thinks with my cock;
You decry my friends as misdeals.
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.

I am an asscheek clapping jock,
And no act can make me otherwise feel.
I clap my asscheeks when I walk,
Yet your insults don’t make me balk.

by Sussus Hapus September 23, 2021