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Ashton is a short, young child that is a little bit overweight. for some strange reason, he loves profusely using the N-word. he has long, dark brown hair and brown eyes. he has a strange obsession with making random noises on discord, and middle eastern songs that involve religion, such as Allah, Israel, being "Haram", etc. he loves to insult and poke fun at people for literally anything, despite the fact that he has many mockable qualities himself, such as the fact that he lives in a place completely deprived of chocolate milk.
ashton: "pppfffffffffffffffft Nigger!"

Person: "ok, now explain why yo-

ashton: "fuck off I'm playing hoi4"
Ashton by alrighty_tighty March 18, 2020
he’s good in the bed and he dating alyssa 🤩
ashton and alyssa are so cute together 🤩 they gon last foreva
ashton by fortnitedawg December 1, 2019
An annoying twerp who doesn't put in the work and thinks everything will be handed to him. Does whatever he wants, and is very disrespectful. Also has a weird laugh
Guy 1: How come that kid isn't singing but he's a section leader?

Guy 2: He's just an Ashton
ASHTON by Smart Dudes February 26, 2018
Holly shit Ashton you have a huge dick!!!
Ashton by Bigbio2255 September 12, 2018
a vagina.
from the term Ashton Coocher.
which comes from the term coocher and the fact that it sounds very similar to the last name of actor Ashton Kutcher.
"ew, did you see when she got out of the car? everyone totally saw her Ashton."
Ashton by eaasye May 28, 2009