To sooth my butt hole after a night of gay sex, I stood over over my hot air humidifier giving myself an Akron Steam Cleanings!
by Smitty870 February 15, 2024

a small school in WNY where JC Tretter was educated. They have bad teachers and really hard education. Kids act like they fricken privileged when they not bc they go to public school. Every girl is a thot besides 2% of them.
by uwubangtimemaster69420dabs November 29, 2018

When people watch TV or listen to radio from a different city than what they live in instead of what they have locally available to them.
Person 1: Over at my cousin's house in Ann Arbor, Michigan they watched Detroit TV the whole time, and they also had Detroit radio playing in the car.
Person 2: Sounds like the Ann Arbor broadcasters deal with Akron Syndrome.
Person 2: Sounds like the Ann Arbor broadcasters deal with Akron Syndrome.
by Marc1178 February 29, 2024

The impending doom of complacency that one feels upon entering Akron, Ohio. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: immediately feeling like you are morbidly obese and have mobility issues, eating almost nothing but all-American food (e.g., pizza, hot dogs, and hamburgers), thinking that Highland Square is the best or worst neighborhood ever, taking your minor league baseball team way too seriously, reveling the Goodyear/Firestone "glory days," and acting like one of the many sad and unfortunate people who use the public transportation system.
After spending just a few days in Akron, you too will develop the the telltale symptoms of Akron-itis.
by EatMySheet September 20, 2023
