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Caided Aids

Pronunciation: Saei-ded AIDS or Kay-ded AIDS

An unknown word amongst the human race which means that the amount of aids you have is so great, its infecting others like cancer without the need of sexual contact.
Dude that guy has Caided Aids, it's so painful to even look at him.
Wow I never knew I had Caided Aids.
Caided Aids? That sounds horrible!
by R3DN4X February 2, 2018
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AIDSbola

When you get Ebola... And then your Ebola gets AIDS. Scary.
Although jimmy was unaware of it at the time, he had contracted a serious case of Aidsbola.
by Hailtotherandall November 19, 2014
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AIDS bomb

When you fail a test so bad that the usual pansie phrase of "bombing a test" doesn't apply, therefore one has to use the more powerful "AIDS bomb"
"Holy shit Andrew you got a 2 percent on the derivatives test? You totally AIDS bombed that"

"I know and last block I AIDS bombed the french quiz over avoir!"
by kremlin-king March 2, 2010
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Ogre aids

A type of aids especially prominent in ogres, cause of spread unknown.

Shrek is one of the most famous ogres to have confessed testing positive for ogre aids.
Shrek: Donkey, I've got ogre aids!
Donkey: Well, in the morning - I'm making waffles!
Shrek: That shit bussin'!
Donkey: Wah! No cap, sheesh!
by Dr. Mongo June 4, 2021
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Daisy Lane AIDS

A rotating list of ailments as big as an STD, to as small as the common cold. All contamination stemming from the offsite living quarters on Daisy Lane of the Betty Ford Center.
Pretty Ricky met another guy on the lane last week and ended up with a new variant of the Daisy Lane AIDS.
by SoulMechanic October 18, 2018
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Fire AIDs

When you put a condom on before sex then dip your d-piece into a generous amount of icy hot. Then you proceed to fuck said chick. When she starts to feel it, tell her she should probably get checked out, because you indeed have a scorching case of Fire AIDs.
After having some freaky sex, Kelley started screaming in pain. Cory then told her she had Fire Aids.
by KyleO and the FayFags September 18, 2012
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penis aids

by Potlicker April 20, 2018
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