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asspassenger

A person who rides your ass constantly. That person my friends, is an asspassenger.
Your Boss. "Christ, I haven't been able to get any work done all day, because that fricken asspassenger won't leave me alone!!!!
by Auntyellow6969 May 5, 2011
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Aesya

An adorable girl, who is awesome in so many ways. She is really hot.
Ryan - " Wow, man, Aesya is so hot, I wanna get with her".
Edward - " I know what you mean. Me too".
by Thenewno3 November 24, 2009
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Asspactory

Bubba and John say they is gonna get married. They met in the Asspactory a while back when Bubba was doin' two years for aggravated sodomy.
by Dr. Manuel April 20, 2004
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Alspazz

A lovely spazz of a gal, lives in a world filled with Frank Iero and Bille Joe Armstrong
Oh haii alspazz!!
by alltimejoe November 4, 2011
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Asspants

Pants that are used to cover the asscheek(s) and asshole. Most of the time it is used to cover dick/vagina/both. Sometimes used as napkins after masturbation.
Dad I swear, that's just lotion on my asspants.
by Autism Penis December 12, 2019
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asparagus pee

The smelly urine that developes after eating fresh asparagus. It is cited that everyone gets asparagus pee but only 20% can smell it. To those that can, the aroma is unmistakable, a uniquely bad smell. To those who can't, be careful to flush after eating a big plate of asparagus, you may make that new love interest run in terror.
Jen's asparagus pee was so rank that I had to go home and flush out my eyes. She didn't even seem to notice it! I don't think I can go there again.
by bozlog November 24, 2006
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ASSPAT

1. Noun: Person affiliated with the act of constantly praising, recommending, or incessant over-dramatization and comments,in order to promote an individuals work, or the individual themself.

2. noun: ACRONYM for American Society of Sycophants, Puppets, or Total Shills (A.S.S.P.A.T.S.)

3.Verb: The act of asspat-ing.
Phil is such an asspat, he's always bustin my nuts about getting more done, but if I was runnin the place he'd be praising my farts for their bouquet!
by Kaptain Kaos March 15, 2009
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