extended adolescence

Derogatory lifestyle description marrieds use for unmarrieds 25 years old or older.

Mom: Why don't you give Fred a chance?
Mandy: Mom, he's 5 inches shorter than me and 15 years older.
Mom: Ugh, you're so picky, you just want to keep enjoying your extended adolescence!

Dad: Did you see Mary at the wedding last night?
Cameron: Yeah Dad, hard to miss her!
Dad: That's not very nice! One day you'll get over your extended adolescence, and you're going to want to settle down with a nice girl!

by Thunder Stone October 30, 2013

adolescence

The most supreme torture in a form that most humans can understand.

"I was talking to Sally, and she just burst into tears! It must be her adolescence."

by JediMasterRebekah June 28, 2005

post-adolescence

the time in life when you awake from adolescence. usualy about the age of 19 to 25. you may still have a headache from your teenage kicks of the past, but in whole you are pretty lucky to become a real man or woman. its maybe the coolest time because you realize that you now are a twenty-something (a sexmachine in a cool outfit) and the opposite of a teenager (a whimpy wannabe).
common changes: better taste in music, better clothes, better sex, going to college or earn own money, less acne, less teenage angst and coming to the conclusion that those realy popular kids who bullied around in highschool are going to be the ones with the most boring/fucked up life.

as long as you are in highschool you can't see that there is a life after this twilight zone... but hell yeah there is! wait until your post-adolescence

by SgrDD March 11, 2008

Adamlance

Any prolonged LiveJournal fight that includes the principal parties and their extensive networks of allies. Often, an Adamlance will utilize the posting of comments by the different participants as a way to argue, harass, and gossip about each other. Such battles have been in existence since the beginning of LiveJournal, but the term Adamlance came into popular usage in the Mid-Michigan area after an especially visceral fight between Adam Lamblin and Lance Ferris.

Person 1: "Whoa did you see that Adamlance on Josh's journal entry from last week?"

Person 2: "Heck yeah, there were over 50 comments!"

by President Handell April 5, 2005

adolf niggler

a black person who kills alot of white people

damn it adolf niggler stop gassing the whites

by covfefe20 May 31, 2017

Adamlaphic Shock

A state of antsiness or anxiety when one goes too long without seeing pictures of Adam Lambert or hearing his music. A common find in Glamberts and Lambskanks.

Kav: What's wrong with you? You're all jumpy and antsy.

Dee: I haven't listened to Adam's music in like forever! I think I'm suffering from Adamlaphic Shock!

by dee_nasir May 29, 2009

Adolf

A pretty cool name that was ruined by some douche a long time ago.He also ruined a mustache.

"Nice going, Adolf!"
"Nice Hitler-Stache there, Adolf!"

by mrman241 June 23, 2012