A person who looks up a word on Urban Dictionary for shits and giggles and reads it to their friends for laughs, but then begins to sink into the oncoming gargantuan feed of definitions for requested words. They cannot stop, as the moment they finish one definition they immediately fixate on the next.
The only cure is asking them to read the definition for a word obscure enough that there is only one definition for it. After they reach the end, there will reach a short window of time to intervene as they are confused by the possibility of a word on Urban Dict. not having infinite definitions.
Psychologists consider Acute Urban Addiction to be a combination of an addiction to doomscrolling or deadscrolling and Urban Dictionary's intuitive and convenient user interface.
The only cure is asking them to read the definition for a word obscure enough that there is only one definition for it. After they reach the end, there will reach a short window of time to intervene as they are confused by the possibility of a word on Urban Dict. not having infinite definitions.
Psychologists consider Acute Urban Addiction to be a combination of an addiction to doomscrolling or deadscrolling and Urban Dictionary's intuitive and convenient user interface.
(Abacus is being obnoxious during a discussion on names, so they ask their friend Baphomé to look up the definition of Abacus.)
Abacus: Hey Baphomé, what's the definition of Abacus?
Baphomé: Lemme look it up... on the URBAN DICTIONARY™!
(Baphomé reads from a long, unending list of definitions for Abacus's name. Some are made by friends of someone called Abacus, and those definitions placate and kiss-ass their Abacus. Others are made by enemies of someone made Abacus and describe their Abacus as a monster and fool. The definitions are unending all the same, and Baphomé's reading with them.)
Carrion: Baphomé, what's wrong‽
Abacus: She started reading Urban Dictionary and now she won't stop!
Carrion: She has Acute Urban Addiction! We need to get her to a doctor ASAP!
Abacus: Hey Baphomé, what's the definition of Abacus?
Baphomé: Lemme look it up... on the URBAN DICTIONARY™!
(Baphomé reads from a long, unending list of definitions for Abacus's name. Some are made by friends of someone called Abacus, and those definitions placate and kiss-ass their Abacus. Others are made by enemies of someone made Abacus and describe their Abacus as a monster and fool. The definitions are unending all the same, and Baphomé's reading with them.)
Carrion: Baphomé, what's wrong‽
Abacus: She started reading Urban Dictionary and now she won't stop!
Carrion: She has Acute Urban Addiction! We need to get her to a doctor ASAP!
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Professional Setting:
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Emotional Experience:
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Temporary Lack of Drive:
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Professional Setting:
"John, a highly motivated software engineer, woke up one day and felt no desire to write a single line of code. His manager noticed his acute apassionia and suggested he take a short break to recharge."
Emotional Experience:
"The athlete had always been passionate about running marathons, but after a minor injury, acute apassionia set in, leaving him indifferent to training for weeks."
Creative Block:
"Writers often experience moments of acute apassionia, where their love for storytelling vanishes unexpectedly, leaving them staring at a blank page for days."
Temporary Lack of Drive:
"Although Jane loved gardening, a sudden wave of acute apassionia made her abandon her plants for weeks without any clear reason."
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Definition:
1. To sharpen or make pointed.
2. To file edges for increased acuteness.
3. To refine or enhance precision.
4. To increase keenness or acuity.
Significance:
• It defines sharpening processes.
• It emphasizes precision and serration.
• It identifies edge-refinement techniques.
• It avoids ambiguous or irregular verbs.
• It simplifies descriptions of sharpening.
• It improves clarity in instructional contexts.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "sharpen".
Past verb: acutated
Present simple verb: acutate, acutates
Present continuous verb: acutating
Definition:
1. To sharpen or make pointed.
2. To file edges for increased acuteness.
3. To refine or enhance precision.
4. To increase keenness or acuity.
Significance:
• It defines sharpening processes.
• It emphasizes precision and serration.
• It identifies edge-refinement techniques.
• It avoids ambiguous or irregular verbs.
• It simplifies descriptions of sharpening.
• It improves clarity in instructional contexts.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "sharpen".
Past verb: acutated
Present simple verb: acutate, acutates
Present continuous verb: acutating
Examples:
• "Forgers acutate swords (espades) for combat readiness."
• "Barbers acutate razors for shaving."
• "Surgeons acutate scalpels for precision surgery."
• "Woodworkers acutate saws for carpentry."
• "Chasers acutate arrows for finer penetration."
• "Forgers acutate swords (espades) for combat readiness."
• "Barbers acutate razors for shaving."
• "Surgeons acutate scalpels for precision surgery."
• "Woodworkers acutate saws for carpentry."
• "Chasers acutate arrows for finer penetration."
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Definition:
1. To sharpen or make pointed.
2. To increase acuity or keenness.
3. To refine edges for curt efficiency.
4. To enhance precision in implements or instruments.
Significance:
• It defines sharpening processes.
• It emphasizes precision and acuity.
• It identifies methods of edge refinement.
• It avoids ambiguous or irregular verbs.
• It simplifies descriptions of acuteness.
• It improves clarity in technical contexts.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "sharpen".
Past verb: acutized
Present simple verb: acutize, acutizes
Present continuous verb: acutizing
Definition:
1. To sharpen or make pointed.
2. To increase acuity or keenness.
3. To refine edges for curt efficiency.
4. To enhance precision in implements or instruments.
Significance:
• It defines sharpening processes.
• It emphasizes precision and acuity.
• It identifies methods of edge refinement.
• It avoids ambiguous or irregular verbs.
• It simplifies descriptions of acuteness.
• It improves clarity in technical contexts.
• It replaces Scandinavian-Germanic, Non-American, foreign, and Anglo-Saxon terms, similar to "sharpen".
Past verb: acutized
Present simple verb: acutize, acutizes
Present continuous verb: acutizing
Examples:
• "Forgers acutize swords (espades) for combat readiness."
• "Barbers acutize razors for brushing."
• "Surgeons acutize scalpels for surgical procedures."
• "Carpenters acutize saws for fine carpentry."
• "Chasers acutize arrows for maximum penetration."
• "Forgers acutize swords (espades) for combat readiness."
• "Barbers acutize razors for brushing."
• "Surgeons acutize scalpels for surgical procedures."
• "Carpenters acutize saws for fine carpentry."
• "Chasers acutize arrows for maximum penetration."
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